coffee, a threat to homeland security?

I think you're on to something, dys. Apparently our Homeland Security personnel were on a coffee break when ABC snuck the depleted uranium in country.

Hmmmm....the coffee conundrum.

I got a mysterious letter from the Internal Revenue Service. I put it to scientific tests before opening it, for reasons of personal safety. It quickly turned tan, then brown, and finally turned black and dissolved into small flakes when i used my zippo in the examination.

I've stopped answering the telephone, and hide whenever someone knocks on the door.

Two years ago, in the midst of the US anthrax scares. A maid at a local hotel called 911 to report a mysterious white powder. Panic ensued and the boys in the big white suits came to investigate. Twas the middle of winter, and yep, you got it, the evil white powder was snow. I believe they had several calls that year about Snow. Geez, we live so far off the radar map.
Paranoia isn't just for the crazy, stupid people deserve a fair shot at it too.

The women was Canadian. Our women would never do that.

LOL.

Sure they do au ;-)