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Serious Case of Neglect

 
 
dadpad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 09:44 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

Sucks to be you. So to speak.

i'm the one that has the chocolate to play with. What have you got? Nothin but schwetty balls... and i cant help noticing that they are a little misshapen.

(thanks for scouting out the link that was funny)
dadpad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 09:47 am
@alex240101,
No doubt you covet my (dammit ....our) perfectly preserved chocolates.

Na ahh! nope! no way Jose.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 10:10 am
@dadpad,
dadpad wrote:
chocolate to play with

You're doing it wrong.
shewolfnm
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 10:11 am
@dadpad,
dadpad wrote:


If i (ahem ...we) eat the dark ones first is that chocolate racism?


I dont know


is fried chicken involved?
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dadpad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 10:16 am
No KFC outlet here (or maccas for that matter) Ms Wolf so I guess not. We have subway tho.... is that helpfull.
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sozobe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 10:16 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

dadpad wrote:
chocolate to play with

You're doing it wrong.


You're doing "your doing it wrong" wrong.
dadpad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 10:18 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

dadpad wrote:
chocolate to play with

You're doing it wrong.


Depends on how you play with it.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 10:19 am
@sozobe,
I refuse to engage in that debate. We will both lose.
shewolfnm
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 10:20 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

We will both lose.


your doing it wrong
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 11:08 am
@dadpad,
Consult a lawyer specializing in confectionery law before taking any drastic actions!
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 11:12 am
@dadpad,
dadpad wrote:

There are white chocolates (which of course are not really chocolate at all) there are milk (light brown) chocolates and there are dark chocolates.

If i (ahem ...we) eat the dark ones first is that chocolate racism?

Mail the white chocolates. I'll give them a loving and happy home.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 11:23 am
Whoever mentioned the re-gifting brings a new slant to the situation.
1) the Christmas Tree shaped box can only be re-gifted NEXT Christmas. (There was a chance to re-gift before Twelveth Night,
but now that opportunity has passed.)
2) there is a finite number of days that the aforementioned yummy crunchy little nut filled orbs will remain fresh. (Expiration date way before next Christmas. Way.)
3) "Out of respect for the gift giver and because we always try to apply the affirmation of Waste Not, Want Not, we believe that the gorging upon, er, the consumption of the gift should begin without delay. (Try saying that this a few times in a mirror. Your manner should be off-hand and sincere. Remember, "fake sincerity and the world is yours".)

Joe(try not to overblink when saying the word "Respect")Nation
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 12:15 pm
@dadpad,
dadpad wrote:

There are white chocolates (which of course are not really chocolate at all) there are milk (light brown) chocolates and there are dark chocolates.

If i (ahem ...we) eat the dark ones first is that chocolate racism?


This racism thing's spreading like a mutant mould!
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 12:15 pm
@sozobe,
sozobe wrote:

DrewDad wrote:

dadpad wrote:
chocolate to play with

You're doing it wrong.


You're doing "your doing it wrong" wrong.


Are you sure? You could be doing it wrong.
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 12:16 pm
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

I refuse to engage in that debate. We will both lose.


Not if you do it right.
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 12:17 pm
@dlowan,
Has anyone noticed that it's 4.46 am and I AM STILL UP!!!

I have to get up again in less than two hours!!!

I got lost watching a DVD, and here I am...totally awake.

Francis
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 12:22 pm
@dlowan,
I was checking out the World clock to see exactly what time it was in your place, surprised as I was of you being up in the early hours....
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Linkat
 
  1  
Reply Thu 7 Jan, 2010 12:23 pm
Just open the damn box and eat them! Couresty time limit has been over days ago - eat em and enjoy them!
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Mumpad
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jan, 2010 03:50 am
Psst! Don't tell Dadpad that I've scoffed the lot & just left him some cunningly displayed empty wrappers.....(wiping chocolate from her lips).
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 8 Jan, 2010 04:57 am
@Mumpad,
Yay!!!!
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