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Does anyone here know if Calamity Jane has received my letters?

 
 
Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 11:37 am
I have written her on a daily basis for the last six months and have yet to receive a response. I am concerned, and, frankly, a little frightened. Might something have happened to that delicate creature that I am unaware of?

Someone hold me.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 11:42 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
If you had found the right words and left a forwarding address I might have
responded.

http://www.symmetrymagazine.org/breaking/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fnalcodelettersmall.jpg

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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 11:46 am
He lives!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 11:49 am
Just barely, littlek. My health has taken a turn for the worse and the doctor has given me less than a decade to live. I have been brave, however, and am willing to embrace death.
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 11:51 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
might I trouble you for your roller skates?
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 11:53 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
Calamity answered your question. Aren't you going to give her the prized ribbon already?! Razz
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 11:53 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
I sincerely hope you'll leave the pitchfork to me, gustav!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 11:56 am
All of my possessions have been willed to you, Jane, except the gold bullion which littlek requested at an earlier date.
Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 12:00 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
She gets the farm, too?
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 12:01 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
I shall open the Gustav Ratzenhofer curiosity museum shortly then...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 12:02 pm
@Reyn,
Reyn wrote:

She gets the farm, too?


Where else should we have our annual Oktoberfest, Reyn?
Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 12:05 pm
@CalamityJane,
Laughing should make for an interesting backdrop!
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 12:07 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
i believe Tom Wait's said it best

"If you don't get my letters
Then you'll know that i'm in jail"
littlek
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 12:12 pm
@gustavratzenhofer,
Sweet!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 12:13 pm
@djjd62,
That would explain the missing postage.
http://www.azer.com/aiweb/categories/magazine/ai141_folder/141_photos/141_021a_sadigzade_letters.jpg



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Ceili
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 12:36 pm
I'm a wee bit chuffed, I haven't gotten mine either. harumph!
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jan, 2010 01:04 pm
@Ceili,
Ceili, the onset of age related dementia is all to prevalent in gustav these days.
He barely found back to a2k after being lost in the internet for six months.
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