@Stradee,
haahha!!! Yes the shot would be good if it were true. Actually, people in TX have a bad rep from the "old days" before Alaska - when we were the largest state. That was the era of TX is bigger than whatever!! And, so forth and so on - adinfinitum ((Oh, wait!! We aren't supposed to know big - ahem,, words like that)) We refer now to all that nonsense as being silly bragerts. Seriously, how could a group of people who used to have Mexico Passports - then declared themselves a nothing nation - ever be taken seriously by anyone?
We put on the accents that all tourists expect and then take their dimes. Or, dollars. ((Neither one is very valuable now)) You can occasionally see someone from someplace in Texas on the Nat'l news programs. Unless they live in a trailer park they are usually very articulate and use correct American English language.
"Aw shucks, nuff a thet!! Letsus go git a far goin n cook sumpin!!!! Woman, git me a Bud........ Rat now, ya heer. Breng it cheer now."
Clickers all - making another tree asmiling --- !!!