@Stradee,
"banting??" is THAT what it's called these days? Well, I recall the days when TV was ALL black and white - hmmm, I guess you could say it was the first thing integrated in that arena. Twin beds and completely covered bods especially the lady - and you NEVER heard a WORD related to anything promiscuous - not even close. OH, you must mean I do banteringly get about? These days it's not easy either way.
Heard a funny the other day. =
A lady was standing at a bus stop in a secluded area. Going home after a hard day waitressing and it was payday. She had a pistol in her purse and had her hand in the purse on the pistol. Suddenly, a guy ran up - grabbed the purse and started running. She - to her surprise - still had the pistol in her hand. She yelled at the thief, "Stop I have a gun and you are not going to take my paycheck and tips!!" Then, she shot the guy six times. Next morning she was standing in front of the local judge who asked her to tell him what happened in her own words. She related the above story. The judge looked at her and asked, "Why did you shoot him six times?" She looked at the judge and said, "because the last time I pulled the trigger it just clicked." She was set free and went back to work that same day.
The best part of the story is - it is TRUE. Published in the Houston, Texas newspaper.
Iz, I'll go look for the "Greetings" letter. They could have said, "Dear Sir," or, "Dear Future Soldier," or, "Dear Cannon Fodder," or at least something more comforting than "Greetings".
So impersonal methinks..............
Grinning along with a tree.