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Santa owes me a carpet steaming.

 
 
Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2009 09:10 pm
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs188.snc3/19533_255715556752_676671752_4192559_6846400_n.jpg

He came busting into the house after Jillian was asleep, knocking everything out of the fire place leaving sooty hand prints on my walls... DIRT in my carpet!!!
and didnt even eat all his cookies. Left half.. could not even put it in the trash.

ugh.

I have to clean up after him too. sheeeeesh


( cant wait until Jillian sees THIS mess Laughing )

Merry Christmas
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2009 09:14 pm
@shewolfnm,
we'll know if he stops here tonight...


(BBQ anyone?)
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2009 09:16 pm
@shewolfnm,
Small claims court!
You going to have to take Santa to the People's Court!
shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2009 09:16 pm
Yeeeeup.

we had a discussion about that too. Had to turn off the fire place. Didnt want to burn the fat guy.


Got her to bed, and a few minutes later, ran out in the freezing cold and shook the hell out of some loud jingle balls.
She was stunned and silent for a looooong time.


Gotta love those little ones.
shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2009 09:16 pm
@tsarstepan,
Judge Judy!!
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2009 09:18 pm
@shewolfnm,
freezing cold Austin, you mean.

want some snow?





hugs to the beaner.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 24 Dec, 2009 10:30 pm
Never trust spritely old elves.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 25 Dec, 2009 10:38 am
You must have a fornsic scientist as a kid. Im sure you will point out these clues to the kids so they can aee that the great one was there last night.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 25 Dec, 2009 11:20 am
I think I do farmerman.
She looks for things like that.
I am willing to bet she might have noticed that the right shoe and the left shoe were used as if someone really DID walk out of the fireplace.


First words out of her mouth this morning.


" OOOOOooooooo............ Thats a mess right there.. Mama's gonna be so maaaad"
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 25 Dec, 2009 05:01 pm
@shewolfnm,
Forensic data being what it is, there should be some sort of a pattern that indicates that Santa came down with his ass facing the hearth opening so hed back out and then turn. The body bends better that way and santa could have his bag on his back resting, while he uses his hands to come out of the hearth. ANy hand prints? Id suspect footprints just coming out of a small hearth like that.

CALL MONK!!

Id do some blood spatters to show how pap opened fire when he heard the commotion.
chai2
 
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Reply Fri 25 Dec, 2009 05:12 pm
@farmerman,
If only Grissom were here.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Dec, 2009 05:17 pm
@chai2,
It's more of a job for Detective Robert Goren....
http://www.podengo.com/apocrypha/characters/images/donofrio2.jpg
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 26 Dec, 2009 08:42 am
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

ANy hand prints? Id suspect footprints just coming out of a small hearth like that.


A peek into my little womans mind..

Look at the picture of the fireplace... see on the right hand side of the photo , just next to the black wire?
That is a hand print. I covered my hand with soot, sat down with the chimney to my back and literally pulled myself up with just the dirty hand.

You know what she said when she saw it?

how do we keep that? Neutral ( meaning the hand print)

forensic scientist. Good title.
everything is cleaned up, but the hand print remains. Smile
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 26 Dec, 2009 11:30 am
@shewolfnm,
Keep yer story simple with the kids. They will suspect any slight deviation in yer logic. You could use some water soluble varnish to seal Santas handprint in the brick. (It will come out later with a plastic solvent in later years when its maybe no longer needed.
(And, sadly, that day will come)
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