Deep manly thoughts....

This shouldn't be too much of a problem, considering most guys think their **** doesn't stink............... :wink:

Manly thought 434....
Man she's snoring like crazy...if I'm careful, I can be in and out and she won't even wake up......if she does I'll pretend I did it in my sleep........

Asking a male for directions is a sign of impending insanity..............

OK.....all you blokes out there - what's your feelings on 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guy'? Personally, I think it's all one big wank. Who are the 'style police'?.....and who proclaimed them the be all and end all of 'metrosexuality'? I much prefer you belching, farting, unwashed guys. I'm a woman who can get ready to go out in a few minutes, and if I was with a guy who took longer than me (getting ready to go out, that is.... :wink: ) I think I'd rapidly lose interest........
I'd also find the thought of a male who had more cosmetics than me extremely off putting.....
(sorry about all these belated responses, I just picked up on this thread)

Another one that it turns out wasn't original when I thought it up...

Wheeeeeeeeeee! Another aussie! I have a feeling Jill's going to be a welcome addition to our little family.

And
I once had a guy have a wet dream on me. He woke up a minute later and asked me if he had. Duh.

You fell for that? tee hee

he didn't touch me the whole while.

sigh

While the men are all manly, I wanna ask 'em -- how much of sexual attractiveness is visual?

Depends.

in two dimensions? 100%

in four? dunno. smells get me.

4 dimensions? Time?

well, yeah. a really sexy woman shapes time, makes it change its pace. you'll linger over one word for hours and she'll frown and turn away a thousand times in a secon. or something.

dude

littlek, just out of curiosity, did he try to blame it on the dog?

...that's funny.....
I used to have a dog who took the blame for ALL farts, a border collie. I also had a lab, who used to fart prolifically. Even he knew he could fart all he liked, and the border collie would be in the corner, ears down, looking very ashamed of himself....
....which reminds me. Has anyone heard about the scientist who invented a bra that stopped women's nipples poking out in cold weather, and stopped their breasts jiggling around? He held a press conference to announce his invention, and they all took him outside and kicked **** out of him........

jillamanda, I was more curious if he blamed the wet dream on the dog