Throwing away laundry is easier than washing it... I wasn't goan wear it anyway...
Buy 4 different sizes and you don't have to try anything on. and can do your shopping in 10 minutes..
Beer is an investment..
I don't have time to mentally put her clothes back on.. she'll have to go naked.
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 11:09 am
Craven, while we are thinking deeply, why both a sink and a toilet? Once you flush, it's clean water.
Has anyone actually met a stripper who is enrolled in college? It seems they all only peel to put themselves through school. However, when was the last time a stripper discussed Descartes or your financial portfolio during a lap dance?
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Craven de Kere
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 11:44 am
Hmm, those subjects don't come up in those situations.
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edgarblythe
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 11:51 am
When half of my hand is missing and blood drenches everything in my vicinity, I tell the wife: "No; it doesn't hurt much."
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Eva
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 11:56 am
Yeah, edgar, what is it with that? A man can come in the house dripping blood, missing limbs, and if you ask him what happens, he always says, "I DUNNO."
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Acquiunk
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 12:21 pm
It tastes just as good out of the pan as on a plate.
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Craven de Kere
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 12:31 pm
Eating over the sink is what we do to save the planet.. means no need to use a disposable plate..
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to
myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come
true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 12:39 pm
Phoenix32890 wrote:
Hey- Why only guys????....If I can stretch out my dusting another day, the house won't get twice as dirty.
You see, this is the difference between the sexes. We postpone the dusting for somewhere between a year and a lifetime.
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Diane
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 01:07 pm
Concern for the planet, caring about the jobs of brewery workers, charming procratination, not wanting to bother your wife with a simple severed limb--what's not to love?
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cavfancier
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 01:22 pm
When it absolutely comes down to clean up or get divorced think bathtub, big enough for dishes, dog and baby all at once.
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dlowan
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 03:46 pm
I have too many shoes! Anyone want some shoes?
Do men really think of sex five million times a day? If so, what are they thinking about, specifically?
Craven - wash your dishes in the beer - that way you save the brewery workers, your liver and the planet (no disposable dishes!)
No good ever came of dust bunnies - though there IS a Bunny legend that we came from dust.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
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cavfancier
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 04:09 pm
In your case deb, the dustbowl perhaps, you outback type you
Mould is a living thing, and hippie chicks dig all living things....cultivate mould, and logically, the girl should be yours.
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dlowan
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 04:14 pm
NO WAY!
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dlowan
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 04:15 pm
Women and mould are mutually inimical lifeforms....
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cavfancier
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 04:22 pm
True enough, but some wimmins are fond of the baguette, and have a close relationship with yeast. Bakers of the world, I say, in a most respectful, rhyming way.
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roger
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 04:25 pm
Five million times a day and you're looking for specifics? Better, you should ask what we are thinking of between times.
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dlowan
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 04:26 pm
No - no! Give some examples of the 5 million! Is it REALLY 5 million?
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dlowan
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Wed 22 Oct, 2003 04:28 pm
(And, just in case you think you did, Cav - you didn't really get away with that yeast comment - it has been recorded and may be used against you at a future date......)
