I must run out and get my lottery tickets today. Will I finally win today? Oh, the things I'd do if I hit the big one!
Or if the big one hit you Montana....I've been to the 'Can we Talk' thread...
LOL! Hey, I am human after all ;-) You can add that to my thoughts as well :-)
Cav - no dog to blame at that point in my life. He just chuckled and fell back asleep.
cavfancier wrote:jillamanda, I was more curious if he blamed the wet dream on the dog
I realise that's what you meant Cav, it just reminded me of my dog. As far as I know, he was never in a position to be blamed for a wet dream, and if he was, I'd forgive him........ :wink:
Jilla -- I so agree about a waste of beer... on another thread, it's been pointed out that all dishes, left in the sink long enough, become disposable...
jillamanda wrote:cavfancier wrote:**** all y'all....I have bigger problems....I don't think I wiped properly, and now I smell like ass.
(I am joking, btw, but it sounded like a good deep man thought).
This shouldn't be too much of a problem, considering most guys think their **** doesn't stink............... :wink:
I almost fell of my chair laughing !!!!
Here's a manly thought:
If I got 3 b!tches naked in my bed, and one of them is pretty hot and the other two are so-so, do I concentrate on her or do I spread the love around?
Well Bugger...you do appear to be a dog, so it should be okay to spread the love to your bitches. However, that John 3:16 wig has to go.
My manly thought of the day is what the heck is an inverted nipple on wimmins, and how does it happen? This is a mystery to me, and I am sure, all mins.
An inverted nipple on a man or woman is one of the symptoms for breast cancer.
Hmmm....I was just listening to a discussion about it on the radio, and nobody seemed to know what it was all about. Thanks B-net. What if a woman is born that way?
Manly thought number 472......
If I don't get caught is it really adultery?
Manly answer to manly thought number 472
NO
Bugger20 the rule of thumb on that is that the homliest of the three holds the video camera and the next homliest straps on the harness for when you break to go for another beer.....you're not very experienced are you?
Gautam fakes left for the "adulterous" vs. "adultery" argument, which I would be happy to call Sophic, if I knew that meant. Hee hee...
cavfancier wrote:Gautam fakes left for the "adulterous" vs. "adultery" argument, which I would be happy to call Sophic, if I knew that meant. Hee hee...
And I have absolutely no clue what you mean
That's why it's a deep manly thought, G....at it's heart, it means nothing at all.
My, I must be in a Zen mood today.
Leg men
Some men are "breast men." Others are "leg men" but only because of where legs begin.
The definition of where "Legs begin" is dependent on which way your hand is moving. For some that defines a foot fetish.