Feel free, this is the deep guy thoughts thread...I'm just expressing....just so you know, I don't think I've been fully Mirandized yet, so tred carefully if you wish to use said comment against me <nods head>
I still wanna hear it from the five million!
if we could actually list the 5 million with specificity wimmins would love us more than they already do. but we can't.
Just a few?
You guys have gone all shy, haven't you?
Awwwwwwwwww......
I think Dys is just saying that so that they will have to admit that they think of nothing part of the time.
And, the shoe gene in women is not a thought it is something necessary to life.
Deb put some shoes in a bottle and I will pick them up in San Fran next year.
They are shy, hmmm. All of them, men that is?
I can't list the 5 million because some are too famous to have their names out there, you know, with stories of banging the kitchen staff...
Can't answer, thinking about butts, remembering the sense of touch: the different sensation of handling bigger ones and smaller, firmer ones (just winked at a coworkers, saw her boobs). Writing is difficult.
Why do women stretch their arms when they wake up in the morning?
Because they have no balls to scratch.
(An oldie, but perhaps there is one lost soul out there who hasn't heard it and now is richer for the experience)
Well Gus, I guess I'm richer--at least I'm not up on all the old jokes.
And what is it about scratching those balls? Is it a ritual with baseball players?
There is this assumption that only guys postpone dusting for a lifetime or a time nearby. There is an assumption that only guys would like pie or pizza for breakfast. Are all women different, or am I alone in space? Well, I know I am not, I have lots of women friends. Guys have this total picture of us with
Kitchen Organization Hyperplasia.
Many of us don't live up to this image, even...cough, shun it.
But, we who haven't lived up to it and perhaps occasionally shun it find that .......
gasp,
guys NEED to think we women Instinctively Crave Incredible Order in Certain Rooms.
This is simply not true; it is some silly construct.
Profanity is an empty mind trying to express itself forcefully.
Well, yes, Husker, you're right.
If I cant drink and drive, why does my local pub have a parking space ?
Fbaezer!!!!! I loved it!!!
I disagree husker. Profanity can often replace more obscure adjectives and allows us a richer mix of description in our language.
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Have you ever noticed that everything a beautiful woman says is fascinating, even if it all sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown to your ears?
Have you noticed that men only "pretend" to hear a beautiful women ?
Personal mantra for domestic bliss...
"Yes Dear. Yes Dear. Yes Dear..."
I find "yes dear" deeply erotic.....am I odd?
No, just like all other evil wimmin..
