Melodramas and Traumas and Bitch-o-ramas

I don't even know why I am looking at this. Usually, I only spend my precious time on titles like HELLP MEEEE!!!

Who're you callin' a bitch?

I'm just an angry miserable soul.

Isn't there another E in MEEEEE?

I can do disgruntled.

Doesn't mean you're not a bitch.



Bitch.

I suppose Chai expects me to defend her.

She suspects that you lust after Leona.

I suppose YOU were the one who told on me!

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven.

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but
that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand
that now."

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at
my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I know I have sinned,
and hope I will be forgiven. I've never held a grudge against my fellow
man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."


God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son.
Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Barack. "Barack, what do you believe in?"

He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

I'm fairly gruntled at present.

I wouldn't want to put you out any.

don't you and leona have something to talk about?

You're UNFAIRLY gruntled!
That's MY gruntle and you have NO RIGHT TO IT!!!

I'd call you the Queen of Bitches (fill in with your favorite bitch) but I'm afraid it would go to your head.

There there.

Cheer up......

Honestly, it's over between me and Leona.

(by the way, do you know if shewolf is busy?)