2012: What's your plan?

No McMansion should be without an underground survival bunker...

If they mayans were such great fortune tellers why couldn't they see a few hundred Spainiards conquering their whole nation.

2 0 and 1 2
don't add up.
What is this foo foo?

I suppose you could also rent out the security suite shelter when times get economically rough. That's about 3 very comfortable sized studio apartments in Manhattan.

3 stdio apts. Dual Entry. Extra quiet. $1780 mo. No Fee.

oh but it does

2+0+1+2=5

what destructive force is associated with 5?
the pentagon


and who has direct influence on the pentagons activities?
obama (add it up)


the commander in chief is gonna destroy the world

about damn time too

i haven't felt this good about a theory since i decided that Ronald(6) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the antichrist

The most destructive item in the world containing five elements has always been the fist.

Joe(or the five string banjo)Nation

Final weekend gross box office:

Domestic: $65,237,614 29.0%
+ Foreign: $160,000,000 71.0%
= Worldwide: $225,237,614

Roland Emmerich is happy -- however, by actual attendance figures his Independence Day is the highest grossing disaster film of all time. I just wasn't ready for the foreign box office being that high. Apparently they're all anticipating the US doing away with the rest of the world.

Been there done that...

Watched 2012 in nearby theatre and snored wonderfully throughout the film.

Went back home fresh and then enjoyed "Day After Tomorrow" on HBO

That was a Nice Sunday.

There is a guy near Wilkes BArre Pa who is fixing up and reinforcing an old coal mine so that he can outlast the tribulations of 2012.

Why is it that , whenever anyone starts talking doomsday, several assholes start burrowing ?

And stockpiling weapons.

Farmerman: It comes from the fear I call "The Not High Enough Fall". There are people who are afraid of heights, but only to a certain height. They can't climb to the top of a twenty foot ladder but they can easily walk out onto a balcony twenty stories in the air. Why? Because certain death is only certain from a fall from the twenty story height, They don't want to be injured, they want to die right away or nothing. It's as if Patrick Henry left out the "Liberty" part.
The doomsday digger's fear is that they won't be amongst those struck dead in the first few moments and thereby have to face long term suffering. But wait, you say, aren't they trying to prolong their live after the initial moments?? um, yes, but we never said they were logical, we said they wanted to avoid being injured before dying.
They think they will be able to ably arise (after three days?) and to proceed unscathed through the chaos.


Until they are crushing by a falling nuclear plant cooling tower.

Joe(Let's try to make it to the Atlantic Oce... .)Nation

edgarblythe on his Cern thread posted the latest news and we have the Holidays left before they start pounding protons together, so 2012 is completely wrong -- we will all be gone before that, so if one is digging or "reinforcing" a hole, they should hurry up and also forget about the family and friends for the Holidays. They should just bend over and kiss their reinforced hole goodbye.

Adios in advance.

The ancient Mayans and their calendar does not claim an apocalypse will take place on 21/12/2012, just a change in era, ascension of capable humans into the next evolutionary stage, supposedly granting those capable of evolving with the ability to live within the 5th dimension, being 'whole' and interconnected with everything in the universe. It's scary how scientific evidence reinforces this apparent evolutionary jump, on the 21/12/2012 our solar system will pass through a region of space which contains highly charged torsion energy. Exposure to highly charged torsion energy has been proven to result in an evolutionary jump, and is responsible for the sudden evolutionary changes within species. It is the empty 95% of your DNA strand. At a lower level, It is emitted from the supermassive black hole in the centre of the milky way. Scientists speculate it is responsible for DNA coding.

The 'apocalypse' is a misconception due to inadequate translation of the Mayan scriptures and fictional representation of the Mayan calendar conveyed through films and in the media.

Why plan?

Snookie is supposed to have her baby in December.

Joe(Wow, Mayans!! You rock!!)Nation