Oh yuck!! What an awful wake up call. The only change I would make to your scenario is to remove Trent Lott's wife and put Tom DeLay in her place.
Please, let's get back to sexy men. My imagination is just loving this subject.
Ugh. I hate Trent Lott, he's too well-groomed for one thing and his politics are so smarmy I don't want to speak of them. Anyway, I was thinking of English Riding Boots.
Gads, what a way to spoil the day. You'd better do something nice now.
Well, but don't you imagine Trent's buttocks as like unto alabastar?
Yes....Tom Delay...I just saw that wonderful addition...lovely picture indeed. Might we add Gingrich, in a corner, touching himself while listening to an audio of one of his own speeches?
And...will I ever be able to get across the border again, I wonder.
Probably not!!!
You've ruined a perfectly good song for me! I'm afraid I may remember that image a while.
Phoenix:
Are you saying that old Sean can put his shoes under your bed?
If he does, who'll be around to help him get up off the floor ?
Blatham, stop!! I should never have added my two bits, it only encouraged you. I'm putting together a beautiful menu for Thanksgiving and your sick images keep getting in the way. It makes me want to put poison ivy in the flower arrangement and dog food in the stuffing. Get thee behind me--no, better not do that, just stay on your side of the border for the next few days! If you don't, I'll send Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld to have their way with you.
Step back from the computer and think calm, beautiful thoughts. Om, om, om, ommm.
I believe Blatham is in a bad mood. His images ARE gross, if however a little bit funny, I must admit. Maybe he's trying to be unsexy for some reason. Naughty, Blatham, naughty. But perhaps he knows he's most loveable when being naughty. Let's forgive him. I think he's likely to recover soon and everybody is allowed a bad day once in a while. And Piffka, I hope you won't let it ruin that song for long. Joe Cocker is too wonderful to loose. Think Joe Cocker with his splendid voice and talent for interpretation when you hear that song and forget about Trent Lott and the rest of that disgusting bunch.
I kneeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww somebody would have to bring up bloody latex!
New Haven, I loved your comment about Sean. I could just see him there on the floor beside Phoenix's bed, panting and apologizing in his lovely Scottish accent and, since this would be Phoenix's fantasy, I'm sure she would devise a way to help him save face and save the rest of the night, as well.
Lola, you're right, he is rather cute. What is it about bad boys that makes them irresistable?
(I still mean what I said about Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld; there are limits, you know.)
Yes, just because we happen to have such easy-to-hate politicians doesn't mean you get to rub our noses in it. Uck. spitspitspit
I'm sorry you're in a bad mood though. Can we cheer you up? Let's pick on YOUR Politicians!
Hey! Surely in Phoenix's fantasies she is able to keep her men on their feet! - (or whatever..............teehee!)
I think, were I a femme, I'd too go all droopy-drooly over Sean Connery -- very masculated with strong features, great salt & pepper beard (on occasion) -- he's aged extremely well. These other 007's are purely milk toast; none of 'em can walk-the-walk or talk-the-talk, rolling their r's like ol' Sean.
Yep, Sean's got it, no doubt about that... Phoenix knows!
I thought Sean was sexy, years ago
,
when he some hair!
But now! No way is that gent sexy in my eyes!
There are those of us males of a certain age who are extremely envious of Sean Connery. How dare any man age so gracefully??!! Hair? Hair? What's hair got to do with it? If you're looking at the Connery's hairline(or paucity thereof), New Haven, you're lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
Merry Andrew. Yeah! Sean Connery looks like he has LIVED!
blatham, head hanging low, feet scrapping the floor, enters.
"I would like to sincerely apologize for conjuring images of Trent Lott's buttocks this morning. We were having a wonderful conversation and some ideas are just too horrible to bring up in polite company. If I'm forgiven, I promise to never mention them again. As a freebie, I'll also toss in a promise to never ever ever vote Republican. Thank you for your kind attention."
