@gungasnake,
I'm not sure the editors of this list understand the main purpose of the smart car. Sure, the MPG is tad underwhelming for such a small car...
but are they that bad to drive? I have to admit I have yet to drive one so I'll take your word for it if you say they're death traps on stubby lil wheels.
They seem ideal for city driving. I wouldn't dare drive it on the highway but in terms of limited parking space and squeezing between the hordes of taxis, it seems to be an ideal city car.
In what type of neighborhood, if you don't mind me asking did you drive one in?