@Merry Andrew,
I'll never have the money in time for that conference!!!
I'll be more likely to be landing (again) in some minute bush regional airport on the only aircraft of the day, with me suitcase thrown off the plane again if I am late checking in on the way back, and lucky not to fall down an opal hole or nearly get caught in a riot....(last time I REALLY went bush we just happened to be there in a remote aboriginal community on the day AFTER a riot, but BEFORE the police STAR force came out to back up the local coppers in case there was trouble again when they came in to arrest a couple of folk.)
I suppose we might be unlucky enough to get hit by a local cocky flying the family Cessna without a flight plan.