A poodle and a collie were walking down the street.
The poodle turned to the collie and complained,
"My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend
is having an affair with a German shepherd, and I'm
as nervous as a cat."
"Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?" asked the collie.
"I can't," replied the poodle. "I'm not allowed on the couch..."
