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Best pick-up lines you used or heard?

 
 
kuvasz
 
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 04:25 pm
This one needs no explanation.
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Rockhead
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 04:31 pm
your eyes are incredible...

(in fact, i think izzie tried to pick up mismi earlier today using this one)
Sglass
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 04:40 pm
How about

You are the kind of girl my mother would like for me to bring home for her to meet.
dyslexia
 
  2  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 04:45 pm
@Sglass,
you are the kind if girl my father would like to meet at the bowling alley sat night.
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panzade
 
  3  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 05:21 pm
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
spendius
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 05:32 pm
@panzade,
"You're so gorgeous my dear that I could refuse you nothing."
roger
 
  2  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 05:40 pm
@panzade,
Get in the truck.
Sglass
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 05:54 pm
@roger,
you go Roger, that is one classy pick up line
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dyslexia
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 05:56 pm
@roger,
HEY, you awake?
roger
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 06:47 pm
@dyslexia,
That's another good one. Not a bad sobriety test, either.
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ebrown p
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 06:54 pm
A common line in Spanish is 'Que curvas y yo sin frenos!' (Meaning roughly -- 'such curves, and I don't have any brakes!').

But now as we age we say 'Que carne y yo sin dientes.' (or such meat, and I don't have any teeth).

roger
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 06:56 pm
@ebrown p,
You sure it doesn't mean "Hey, you've got a piece of meat stuck in your teeth"?
ebrown p
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 07:06 pm
@roger,
Yes I am sure roger... cause that would just be vulgar.
kuvasz
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 07:27 pm
1. Just call me milk - I'll do your body good!

2. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

3. You can forget about going to heaven because it's a sin to
look that good.

4. How do you like me so far?

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by
again?

6. We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why
don't I just come along peacefully?

7. Do you know the difference between talking and sex? No? Then
let's go up to my room and talk.

8. I didn't realize that angels flew so low.

9. Your father must have been a thief, because he stole all of
the stars and put them in your eyes.

10. I envy your lipstick.

11. I just want to be loved - is that so wrong?

12. You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi - I've just gotta have
one!

13. Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I'm
here after.

14. Your lips are like Lay's potato chips. You can't stop with
just one.

15. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

16. Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your place?

17. Didn't we bathe together as kids?

18. Baby you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.

19. Is it me or am I gorgeous?

20. I'd even marry your dog just to be related to you.
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roger
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 07:45 pm
@ebrown p,
Whatever it means, it sure didn't work.
panzade
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 08:04 pm
@roger,
Quote:
Get in the truck.

roundabout here that's foreplay, roger
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panzade
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 08:06 pm
@spendius,
Quote:
"You're so gorgeous my dear that I could refuse you nothing."

splendid, a real gentleman
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ebrown p
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 08:20 pm
@roger,
Quote:
Whatever it means, it sure didn't work.


Nothing personal, but I doubt you are the type of person I would try it on.
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oolongteasup
 
  1  
Mon 27 Jul, 2009 10:02 pm
@kuvasz,
"Hello, I'm oolongteasup".
aidan
 
  1  
Tue 28 Jul, 2009 12:58 am
@oolongteasup,
Quote:
"Hello, I'm oolongteasup".

That's the best one on the whole page so far - provided you look interesting enough to make BEING 'oolongteasup' seem at all interesting.
If nothing else, you guys (the guy and the girl- I don't know which you are) could talk about your name.

This was sort of spontaneous and interesting- it happened Sunday. On the first page of the Sunday times there was an article that explained that due to evolution, women were getting what is considered to be more aesthetically pleasing in terms of facial features while men were simply maintaining the status quo (in terms of appearance). So this guy was reading the paper and I went to take his order and he said to his friend, 'Well, here's proof.' And I said, 'Proof of what?' and he said, 'I was just reading here that women are getting prettier as the species evolves, and proof of that theory walks up- before I've even finished the article.'

If I'd been interested in being picked up - that would have worked. As it was - it DID act as a 'pick- me-up' for me for the rest of the day. But I just blushed and said thank you and went back to work. It was a very nice thing for him to say to me.
 

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