Best pick-up lines you used or heard?

It's corny Becks. It wouldn't have worked on another day or if he was reading another paper. And it was self-flattering. A cheap shot. Risk free. "Prettier" indeed. A face fascist.

Mine was timeless and it was self effacing. I risk being led away by the ear.

But you blushing. That I would have like to see.

The Sunday Times is part of Lady media.

"What's a woman like you doing in a dump like this?"

What are ya doin' all week?

Enjoying your company...

C'mon..... you've pulled

Francis - that's funny.

Spendius said:


Yes it would still work - he could say, 'I was reading the times last week' or 'last month' or whatever.
But yeah - part of what made it work well was that it was spontaneous - you know and then when I came back he pointed out the article and I stood there and read it, and then we discussed it because I made a joke about how it said that men were NOT getting better looking, (ha, ha, ha....).

I'll tell you what was wrong with yours - it put too much emphasis on looks. No woman, no matter how pretty she is, wants a man who only cares about looks. Shallow, shallow, shallow....and what happens if she gets in an accident that messes up her face - or inevitably ages and maybe doesn't age well....
I mean, you might get a one-night-stand with a pick up line like that, or someone who was looking for a sugar daddy - and if that's what you're after - more power to you - but I wouldn't count on much else.



It's a daily occurrence - every time I laugh. A lot of guys like that (so I've been told) as not very many girls seem to blush anymore (so I've been told).

I said ""You're so gorgeous my dear that I could refuse you nothing."

Where does that refer to looks. She's gorgeous because she's female. I've had 'em with buck teeth, skenny eyes, freckles, fat legs, thin legs, slack buttocks, tight buttocks, big feet, duelling scars, frizzie perms (not often), bowed thighs and bad breath. Big tits is all I ask. And eagerness.

I never had a one night stand in my life. It risks her having had another the night before.

What are skenny eyes?



Hmmm, how exceptionally all--embracing of you- (except for all those unfortunate small-breasted girls).


She still could have had one the night before - it just means that she won't have another for however many nights you put up with her buck teeth, or fat legs, or big feet or frizzie perms (that one made me laugh)- does that mean if she has curls they have to be natural or does it mean you prefer straight hair?

Mama's boy...

Hi. My name is Slappy Doo Hoo.

That's true.

I would exclude pro abortionists in all circumstances.

And you ladies have a reputation regarding small assets chaps.

Hmmmm. Does it work?

I'm trying to think of how you'd work that exclusionary tactic into your pick-up line...


Well, that's merely a rumor...you put your requirements out there in black and white...no longer merely reputation or rumored to be the case.

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

i think there's a mirror in your pants, coz i can see myself in them!

or just put it bluntly: i think you're stunning/gorgeous/handsome/etc. do you want to go somewhere with me?
lol

THAT made me laugh. I am attracted to her as well. It seems to work.

I've won a fortnight for two at the Ritz in Paris and I don't know who to take.

You're so taken with yourself my guess is that it's a fortnight for two as usual.

<snork>

Read this last night - best laugh all day.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/pick-up-lines-you-should-never-ever-use
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