@Mame,
Everyone KNOWS that my favourite on-stage location at the dance gala is second-row, far left. That way I'm there, mostly invisible, and first person off-stage.
Friday night. O.k., I'm in the second row, but I'm freakin' dead-centre, and since there are 4 people in the front row, and 5 people in the second row, I'm FREAKING dead-centre.
Why? I'm the tallest person in the second row. That hasn't happened since I was in Grade 4.