@dyslexia,
Not staples, but I had metal pins embedded through the top of my feet (to push and hold broken bones back in place). After some months in casts, the pins were then removed with frickken pliers or something, with a topical, not general, anesthesia. Yank, twist and pull.
A surgeon did it.
Short and sharp.
Compared to the rest of it, soon forgotten. Really.