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I just found the TV remote in the refrigerator

 
 
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 08:11 am
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

Quote:
I've misplaced my refrigerator.



Can you describe the contents?
as I remember, there was a Skilsaw, a flashlight, a 4 lb box of velveeta and the t.v. remote.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 08:21 am
@dyslexia,
Its on your front porch with the couch and your spare tires
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 08:22 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

Neutral



you need me yet...

I have my do-rag and work clothes..
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 08:31 am
@shewolfnm,
make er smile with that little dance. Me an dys 'll just sit here an watch, make sure nobody gets any funny ideas.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 08:44 am
@chai2,
Well, that's one way to get fresh programming ....

Okay, I'll just go and let myself out.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 09:31 am
@ossobuco,
I used to love tending to indoor plants and had my house full of them but my wife has taken that happy-joy away from me because she does it all now.

I think I'll start a private garden that's hands-off for Mrs Chumly.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 09:37 am
@Chumly,
If the pothos lives, I'll move it to the living room, where I will see it,

you know, next to the bobkat and the rainbarrel.


Farmer, there was a thread that started out playful and grew serious, where Chai talks about all this -
http://able2know.org/topic/132106-1
Chumly
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 09:39 am
@dyslexia,
You've misplaced your refrigerator with a Coolerator.

Coolerators worked only in very dry country, and best in dry, windy country. Of course, that describes most of West Texas, so there's where you found 'em. A coolerator was a cabinet that looked a lot like an old-fashioned pie safe, but instead of having a wooden back and punched-tin sides and doors, the coolerator's back, sides, and doors were covered in fine-mesh screen wire. The top and bottom were solid, and the cabinet stood about a foot off the floor on spindly wooden legs. Each leg was immersed in a 1-lb coffee can half full of kerosene. This kept crawling or climbing insects out of the coolerator. The screenwire sides and doors kept out the fliers. Inside there were three or four shelves for perishable foods.

The important part of the coolerator was not the cabinet, but that which kept it cool. A large pan, usually sheet metal, was placed atop the coolerator and filled about half way with water. A woolen blanket was draped over the pan, to hang all the way to the bottom of the coolerator cabinet on all sides. Often this was two or three threadbare woolen blankets sewn together, which would be used on beds in the winter. Atop the blanket, to sink it into the water, there was a brick or large rock.

The woolen blanket wicked the water down on all sides of the coolerator, and the ever-present Texas wind, blowing through the blanket, cooled the food inside through evaporation. With the coolerator set on a shaded but mostly-open porch, milk, butter, eggs, and other perishables stayed remarkably cool during the hot spring, summer, or fall of the year. With the coming of REA and electricity to rural Texas, coolerators and their kin vanished, to be replaced by electric refrigeration. They were not greatly missed.

http://www.texasescapes.com/CFEckhardt/Coolerator.htm
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Chumly
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 09:41 am
@ossobuco,
Does your Bobcat have a hoe?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 10:02 am
@Chumly,
That's in the back.
2PacksAday
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 10:10 am
@ossobuco,
That makes it a backhoe....are you diggin' me.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 10:11 am
@ossobuco,
Does it have a crack in it?
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Foofie
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 12:34 pm
Thank you. Now I know to talk to my tv remote with more respect.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2009 10:55 am
If it makes you feel better -

I just noticed that I put my underwear on inside out this morning and that I accidently put on my black shoes instead of my brown and I don't have near the worries you do -
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2009 12:03 pm
@Linkat,
Linkat wrote:

If it makes you feel better -

I just noticed that I put my underwear on inside out this morning and that I accidently put on my black shoes instead of my brown and I don't have near the worries you do -


Well, at least you're not wearing white shoes after before Memorial Day.
Linkat
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2009 12:57 pm
@chai2,
Yeah - now that would stand out - at least no one can see my underwear.
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 20 May, 2009 09:44 am
@Linkat,
my underwear is clean.

I can get into a horrible accident today, but feel good about EMS seeing my chonies.

"Ed, is that her lower torso over there in that ditch?"

"Yeah Paul....whoa....look how white those panties are!"
Linkat
 
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Reply Wed 20 May, 2009 10:42 am
@chai2,
I put my undies on correctly today - its gonna be a good day

I once remember a friend telling me not to worry about clean underwear and being in an accident. He was on a motorcycle and had been in a bad accident - he told me that even though his underwear was clean when he started out that morning, the fear of his impending crash caused his underwear to be otherwise when the medical personal took care of him.
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 20 May, 2009 12:38 pm
@Linkat,
Man, isn't that always the way?

Ya start out the day with clean undies, after that, it's in the hands of Fate.
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BorisKitten
 
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Reply Thu 21 May, 2009 11:17 am
Found a toothbrush in the freezer last week. Asked hubby, "Why's there a toothbrush in the freezer?"

He replied, "I already told you that."

Damn.
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