How do I apply for a job?

Alright, so I work at my local taco bell as a shift manager, and I'm just having fun screwing around, fingering tacos filled with warm sour cream in the freezer, spitting in peoples food, so this out of towner bastard comes through drive-thru and he's a total azzhole, he was kinda old, probably a father to a 13 year old wanna be gangster, but anyways this man is a total bitch, worse than any old ladies I've gotten in a long time, so he orders some junk and I figure I'll play a little prank on this dildosucker.

So, I didn't put any meat or sauce in his taco, then I mixed some of my ass hair with stale cheese, and thats not even the best part, for his fries supreme all I put in it was some rotten tomatoes and maybe like I dunno 8 or 9 fries, I then proceeded to piss on them to make them wet, but I was disappointed because my piss was pretty clear and didn't smell like it usually does, probably because I've been drinking allot of water recently.

On a side note I later received a calle from some young girl telling me I was a bitch or some krap like that, at lest I think it was a girl, might have been a boy but his voice hasn't changed yet, anyways all of a sudden he starts playing that song from Rick Astley then he/she snickered and laughed and hung up, I'm guessing he/she was stoned or just effiing stupid, it is a nice song though.

Anyone else have a crazy work story you'd like to share?

I'll be walking the streets looking for work soon.

Is it important to know what the company's business supposed to be?