Oh, my....that was priceless - thank you - I've been laughing my a$$ off here.
Did you read about the Maestro? They have a bio and it says "Originally from Knoxville, Tennessee, Benjamin J. Wade began as a child prodigy on Trumpet, making appearances with the Knoxville Symphony, the Indianapolis Symphony, and the New York Metropolitan Opera all by the time he was 17" If the Dragon Slayer did not make this up himself - then maybe he was one of those oddballs ultra intelligent people. You know so intelligent that they are socially deficient.
As far as the man crush - that is from Senfield - when George had a man crush on Elaine's boyfriend - the good looking guy that Elaine just dated for his looks. George even made sandwiches for him on their rock climbing adventure and would copy this guys sense of style (ie baseball cap turned backwards). Sort of like you idolize him.