I know all and see all. Wait that was the wizard of Oz...
I can't understand why any one included you would sacrifice the delicious taste of a medium rare burger with the slop of eggs. And the relish thing is strange as well. And are the eggs scrambled, poached or sunny side up? I feel nausea setting on just thinking about eggs. That poor poor egg sent slithering down to the stomach and intestines strangled by an egg. Oh the lack of humanity! What next, mustard on the noble burger?
I believe in burgers being served the proper way with cheese, bacon and 2 types of onions-raw and sauteed and the burger should be medium rare (or on some special occasions just flat out rare).
Eggs? On a burger? Remind me not to have you become my personal chef.