BY THE PRICKING OF MY THUMBS . . .

It's hot in Oz and cold in Canuckistan? Well, alert the media.

They're rioting in Africa
They're starving in Spain
There's hurricanes in Florida
and Texas needs rain.

The whole world is festering with unhappy souls.
The French hate the Germans,
The Germans hate the Poles.
Italians hate Yugoslavs.
South Africans hate the Dutch
and I don't like anybody very much!

But we can be tranquil and thankful and proud
for man's been endowed with a mushroom shaped cloud.
And we know for certain that some lovely day
someone will set the spark off
and we will all be blown away!

They're rioting in Africa
There's strife in Iran.
What nature doesn't do to us
will be done by our fellow man.

Not only that, but the sea coasts are suspiciously wet and people in the deserts have been obliged to frequently moisturize . . . scoff if you will, the signs are plain to those who have eyes to see ! ! !

I am terrified by global warming and water wars and mass starvation and refugees and loss of species and I just heard the sea is absorbing CO2 and getting more acidic and threatening to kill stuff in the ocean not to mention the plastic bags...


Hops off gibbering...

i'm firmly convinced we've had more weather so far this year then the same time last year

and last year february had an extra day

i believe a certain pop group from athens said it best

it's the end of the world as we know it
and i feel fine

When I was singing this in fourth grade I so didn't get the "man's been endowed with a mushroom-shaped... cloud" part.

Egggggssss-actly . . . and people act as if nothing were wrong . . .

jimmy cracked corn and I dont care
its RAINING here today

well i'd move that cracked corn inside, it's gets funky when it's wet

I have been reading that octopi have taken to rioting, wreaking general havoc, and being bad boys in general.

Surely a sign of the apocalypse.

I've been feeling very fond of octopi since I started reading this stuff though. (Just love the one who stuffed the bad seafood down the drain while maintaining eye contact with the zookeeper person. "This... will... not... do. Am I clear?")

You see . . . you see ? ! ? ! ?

The aminals are rising against us . . . soon, who knows what will happen . . . cats and dogs living together ! ! !

I predict there will be a time change, within a week's time or less.

time is an illusion


lunchtime doubly so

My parents havve discovered Wi Fi. This is a surefire sign of the Apocalypse.

The giraffe is on fire, but I don't suppose you care.

the giraffe, giraffe, giraffe is on fire

we don't need know water, let the motherf**ker burn, burn, motherf**ker, burn

Well, I've chosen "Calamity" wisely, and that darn song "It never rains in southern California" is haunting us now