I'm beginning to slightly resemble Sarah Jessica Parker. Does this mean I need to start spending $6,000 on one pair of shoes?
No, but it does mean two other things:
1) You might be Jewish.
2) You need to start worrying about anorexia. Don't push yourself too hard to win our race. (He says, with the most innocent look on his face.)
Cycloptichorn -- that monkey doesn't look like a terrestrian life form to me. Must be an illustration from one of your Science Fiction books.
Mac 11 -- thanks! Have you tried some weightlifting against the jiggliness? It helped me a lot.