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gay sex?

Yellow?

How to successfully kiss a wildebeest?

Why goats have square eyes?

About the practical lower age limit of a female companion for a male of 53 (whom I might add looks loads younger, has all his hair, is as healthy as a horse, and is marvelous in every conceivable way).

Understandability this beacon of a man shall remain unnamed.

um... how's the wife, Chumly?

Is all well?

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wife AND girlfriend?


why.. Chumly..... what a stud you are...

If all he wants is a trophy wife/companion, 18.

If he wants somebody who can understand and appreciate life experiences and who has at least some things in common, probably 40 to 45 should be the lower limit.

Some 'experts' suggest there should be no more than a maximum of 7 to 10 years in age difference to provide the best chance for a satisfying and lasting relationship.

These facts have been shown to be accurate in 69% of the populaton.

Of course there are always exceptios to every rule, especially when I make up the statistics.

Male companion creepiness index: Divide by 2 and add seven.

I am 48 and I refuse to date anyone under 18. Unless I'm in Hawaii.

It’s not so much that I am unhappy with Mrs. Chumly but I’ve heard about how to make your garden grown; fertilizer and a hoe helps (I’m told).

Somewhere between age 25 - 40 perhaps.

So the middle-aged guy meets a gorgeous sweet young thing, a voluptuous blond. He wines her, dines her, and asks her to marry him that weekend. "What's the rush?" she says. Because my father is very old and in poor health. He is also very wealthy but he will not leave me my inheritance unlessl I am married. I don't think I have much time left.

So she says that sounds good and he takes her home to meet dad. Within a week there is a wedding.

She married dad.

All blonds ain't dumb.