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Has anyone in the world not heard that....

 
 
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 03:38 pm
@Izzie,
Izzie wrote:

Ju put er up to it, a?


oh, the pain, the pain.
Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 03:40 pm
@Francis,
Clear evidence of a stable body - but certainly no dense atmosphere - HA!
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 03:45 pm
@Izzie,
Izzie wrote:

Clear evidence of a stable body - but certainly no dense atmosphere - HA!




Why wouldn't a restaurant do well on the moon?


No atmosphere.
hamburger
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 03:52 pm
@chai2,
... not all german men wear lederhosen while prancing and dancing ?

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/181/lederhosen-bavaria_9652.jpg

my brother was a pretty good natured fellow ... but if anyone mentioned "germans" und "lederhosen" in the same sentence ... watch out !
hbg

(i'm glad our parents never made us wear lederhosen - i was quite proud of my "sailor's" outfit - but please : no lederhosen ! )

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Linkat
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 03:53 pm
That Bonsai Kittens is not REAL.
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Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 03:57 pm
@chai2,
Aaaah... details.... add a little Queen, bit of Bohemian Rhapsody,"Galileo Galileo" - and we got us an atmosphere!

Out of this world!
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Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 03:59 pm
@chai2,
I know.......... terrible! Razz
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 04:40 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:
Seriously. Do you think there is anyone out there who has not read, told or been otherwise informed that typing in all capitals is not desired.


From a chat transcript:

Quote:
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> **** me
shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 04:45 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Laughing

now THATS great..
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 04:55 pm
That going out in 20F weather won't hurt you.


ayup.
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tenderfoot
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 05:04 pm
If you can dive into water at 20 deg below zero---- You can dive into water at boiling point
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chai2
 
  1  
Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 08:31 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Robert Gentel wrote:

chai2 wrote:
Seriously. Do you think there is anyone out there who has not read, told or been otherwise informed that typing in all capitals is not desired.


From a chat transcript:

Quote:
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> **** me



that is great.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2009 03:07 pm
When I first moved to California I called health club for directions. The girl behind the counter said "you get off the 101 at Oxnard and you just turn let over there".

"Over where?" I asked.

""Right over there!" she said. "Oh wait, you can't see where I'm pointing".

"You're blond, aren't you", like I had to ask.

*giggle* "Yes I am".
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2009 03:08 pm
@NickFun,
tee hee.
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2009 03:26 pm
ok, this is good, it incorporates a dumb blonde AND something everyone in the world could have figured out.....

Scene: Waiting Room in Anywhere USA.
Participants: Me (patiently waiting, leafing through a magazine), Receptionist (blonde, at her receiving station behind one of those glass walls), Guy (who obviously knows everything because he has a penis and is talking to the blonde....he would not have known everything if he had been talking to Me....leaning on Receptionists window ledge and gazing down at her)
Rolling Eyes

G: blah blah blah, something about a car, blah blah blah blah....

R: oh! there's something wrong with my car! But I don't know what it is!

G: Well, could be your intersperlunkting meter. What kind of gas mileage do you get?

R: I don't know! I'm not good at figuring those things out!

G: Welllllll......here's what you do. The next time you go to the gas station, you know how when you're pumping gas there's this little lever under the handle of the gas nozzle?

R: no!.........gas nozzle?! (brow starts to furrow as she realizes, well, something)

G: you know...when you're pumping gas....

R: uh-huh!

G: right under where you're squeezing the handle....

R: oh!

G: there's this little piece of metal that you can push down so that the gas flows by itself...

R: no! I've never seen anything like that!

Me: (wondering wtf the flow regulator lever has to do with anything).....you know, it's not rocket science. you wait until your tanks almost empty, fill it up with gas, note how many gallons you put in, drive until you're almost empty again and divide the number of miles you drove by the number of gallons you put in last time.

R: oh!

G: (glares at me)

R: how do you know how many miles you drove?!

Me: How much longer until I'm seen?
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OGIONIK
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jan, 2009 02:16 am
@chai2,
everyone prolyl has, but noone really cares about all caps.especially for us old folks with bad vision, yay i can read it easier!
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saab
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jan, 2009 02:29 am
I did not know one was not supposed to use capital letters on internet until someone here really TOLD ME OFF and told me I was screaming - I did not even know one could scream on internet. You learn as long as you live....
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