"An' what th' HAY-ell you mean, poundin' on th' side'a our house, y' Mu-uh fu-uh!?!?!?!?!"
"Them's ain't our dawgs, we jiss feed'm..."
Whut's them boy's o' yers jawin' 'bout, there, Gustav? Thet water ain't so deep.
I can' do it, jes can'. Star'n at youse.
Folks keep sayin jes here n' jes there an' I'mma gittin so confounded an' all. I dunno which way I's comin' or goin' an' I better know 'cuz comp'ny's a-comin' an' I gotta clean the plastic flahrs in the winder box.
Dang nab it! Ain't dat sumting. My last tooth just plum warshed down dat ol drain. Hell, I'm gonna hav to get me a pair of dem choppers.
Yeeeeeee haw, mofockie!!
Flag on the play!
No authentic, belly-scratchin' rebel ever passed up the opportunity to lovingly and emphatically enunciate the word 'motherfvcker'.
mofockie, indeed.
I stand corrected. Motherfvcker it is.
Mofockie?!
Whut da HAY-el's wrong wit you, Gus? Cain't chew talk raht? It's MUTHAH-FVCKAH. Everbuddy knows 'at.
I used mofockie for a very good reason. I've always had a fondness for that particular pronunciation of the word; the way it rolls of your tongue and flows through the air.... mofockie.... mofockie... mofockie. Damn! That's a mighty fine word. But, like I said, I apologize for being so brazen as to inject that word into a "redneck thread."
I just thought I could pull it off.
Can't get nothing by you people.
Heh heh. Ah reckon ole' Gustavratzenawoolsockdointhahootchiecootchie's some kinda dad-burned garsh-dern Yankee, yessir ah reckon so. Yessir.
Oh yeah, an' tah you, Missus Right Purdy Sofia, ain't you jest gotchooself one slick set, yes'm, you do, though Ah tellya Ah shore ain't got no clew what'n tha sam hell you's atalkin' bout whenya say eemphaticooly. Ah reckon you's awunnadem damn dirty Al-Kiders, or prolly sumkinda durn ayrab, talkin' yer nonsense talk, yes'm. Butchoodo sportcherself one right slick set.
Hey maybe they ununciate motherfvcker, but there is still an accent. Like muether fuecker. But, I guess it'd depend on where the reck was from.
In mixed company, it's pronounced "M'uh f'uh".
Mofockie sounds like that en double a see pee talk...we's don't like that in these here parts....
*I have to interject here with a sad piece of news. This rediculous thread now has more views and more posts than all the other threads I've started combined. Thanks fellas.*
Hot damn! Ah got me two tickits ta th' Lynyrd Skynyrd show.
Oooweee! Reckon Ah jest ate too mucher that thar 'coon stew. Ah'm fuller'n a tick on a fat dawg.
Lazarus wrote:*I have to interject here with a sad piece of news. This rediculous thread now has more views and more posts than all the other threads I've started combined. Thanks fellas.*
Hot damn! Ah got me two tickits ta th' Lynyrd Skynyrd show.
You an' yer kinfolk started it...
Speak'n of mertha'****'r, where iz ma' momma? I do believe I'm aimin' fer a piece of ass...if she aren't 'round, ma' reterded cuz will do, she can't go no tell no'un no how.
Gitcher butt offa the porch 'n go pick up Lurleen 'n MarryLou - thebbin out pickin' huckleberries down the roadapiece 'n we's goan have suppah without 'em iffn they ain't here soon!
There ought to be limits to freedom.
