What would that entail, exactly? Buying some weights? Getting some dogs? That sounds really ******* boring.
Next time you see yourself doing something that you'd expect to see a mentally retarded individual doing, take a deep breath and stop.
Fine, then don't. But don't be surprised when someone calls you an idiot for acting like an idiot.
Your idiocy is apparent to everyone, immediately; it does not require "close, creepy surveillance".