Just squeeze your anger into a ball, and release it at the right moment! Like that one time I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle remember that?
You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.
Homer: Hey, Ganesha, wanna peanut?
Apu: Sir, please do not offer my god a peanut.
Homer Simpson 'is a true Catholic'
He is an idle, pea-brained glutton with a permanent craving for doughnuts and Duff beer, but Homer Simpson has been declared a true Catholic by the Vatican's official newspaper.
By Nick Squires in Rome
Published: 4:59PM BST 17 Oct 2010