At least four Dove dark chocolate pieces, the darkest I can find.
I can't quite eat an entire bag of Paul Newman popcorn, but my two dogs help me to finish it.
In the fall and winter times, I like to eat one or two sweet juicy Clementines while they are in seasons.
Little Debbie! Get in mah belly!
Pepperidge Farm cookies. I usually get the Entertaining Collection assortment and keep it not too far from my elbow when working on the 'puter. When the Java doesn't seem enough, I'll start nibbling cookies. I also keep a supply of Table Talk individual pies (assorted flavors) in the pantry. These, too, have a shelf-life of aprox. 2,000 years. I think they're mostly just preservative with a little water and flour and filling thrown in. But if I'm really in a funk, I'll run down to the corner store, get a pint of Haagen-Dazs ice cream (flavor depends on mood), bring it home and eat the whole pint in one sitting, sometimes topped with a little maple syrup.
Yay! I just splurged on a jumbo box of cream cheese stuffed jalapenos! They will be gone by dawn!
Oh! Clementines! I am working my way through a bag of those as we type.
clementines aren't junk! they're ambrosial this time of year
I've got a small bag of them on my desk waiting for my love and attention.
Looking up a recipe for stuffing jalepenos as we speak...