Advertisements that Have Turned You Off Products

It almost happened w/ Obama.

Yikes. Get that thing away from me! Look, it's drooling.

I CANNOT ******* STAND advertising campaigns that take liberties with English. I resent the idea of marketing execs copyrighting ingratiating non-words like "melty" (Taco Bell), and "drinkability" (Budweiser).

Melty. You mean your tacos have motherfucking CHEESE on them? All cheese melts, assholes. And so all tacos are melty. There's no differentiation there for you to capitalize on. Sorry.

Drinkability? Well, Budweiser is a LIQUID, so that certainly helps. Then there's the fact that it's essentially water, compared to, say, Guinness or Harp or any worthy beer. It has a "smooth finish" you say? Surely every bloated, Big Ten fratboy smashing his tenth can of Bud against his forehead before the big game agrees. I'm sure he's particularly fond of your "beechwood aging" technique.

I would appreciate a little more honesty from both organizations. And I think they could cooperate in their efforts. I see an ad where a group of balding, fat, sunburned dudes in Hawaiian shirts are tailgating before a Jimmy Buffet concert, killing a case of Bud. After the show they swerve into the Taco Bell parking lot and belligerently order some Gorditas to sate their drunk munchies.

I definitely prefer truth in advertising.

Toilet paper: It's damn TOILET PAPER. You use it wipe sh!t off your butt, and occasionally to blow your nose, not in that order.

Light beer: Because you want cheap booze to swill.

Taco Bell: Because this is a close to Mexico as you reallio, trulio want to get, and because you're sick of pizza.

Gargamel and Drew Dad- Cut it out! I nearly busted my sides laughing!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33434

Exactly!

Damn- You did it again!!!!

I use Charmin because it feels best on my ass.... and my thumb has never once gone through it when wiping after a particularly messy poop.

And now with their new Ultra Strong I CAN wipe with one side and then use the other side to blow my nose...it's helping the environment...

Stop! I can't stand it anymore!

Really. Your going to buy baby furniture with words like Play Skool as the logo? You'll pay for that on the brat's first spelling test.

That's no good Bear. You should fold the paper and use it, albeit more carefully, for wipe 2. That saves 50%. You can blow your nose with your fingers.

According to Rabelais a goose's neck is best followed by the maids skirt.

<snicker>

The weird skittles ads like this one...



There's so many of them they deserve their own thread.

Robert- That ad looks like it was targeted to a gay audience. I can't imagine it being on regular TV.

The Wendy's ads with the people in red wigs. One has a bunch of people running and jumping into a hole, but one red-wig leads others to safety while shouting "sizzle"!

Aside from the fact that wanting Wendy's apparently makes one look like a clown one kid's party away from taking a rifle up on a tower, I want my hamburger to leave its sizzle on the grill and not cause the ER doc to debride my scalded mouth and throat.