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Wed 19 May, 2010 09:37 am
There is a local ad running on the telly here with a testimonial from a woman who says "******** is more than a lawyer, he's a real human being" bizarre I'm thinking. the ad is produced by a lawyer. I can't recall every knowing a lawyer that wasn't a human.
@dyslexia,
We got "The Texas Hammer." Call Jim Adler. He will hammer and hammer until you get all that you deserve. "It's hammer time."
are lawyers human?
Wait . . . this is a trick question, right?
@edgarblythe,
We had, and maybe still have, one called Ron Bell. Tag line was "Ron Bell, I sue drunk drivers". In a literature class he taught, a local attorney once told us "I settle out of court" would have been more appropriate.
Obviously, of all the thousands of lawyers, a sizeable portion must be humans. That's my unproven assertion, leastwise.
@dyslexia,
Lawyers are friggen leaches!
@dyslexia,
Two competing personal injury lawyers trying to figure out how they can both best profit off of their respective clients pain and suffering:
Maybe she thought she had hired robotattorney and was surprised to find real flesh and blood.