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							Wed 19 May, 2010 09:37 am
						
						
					
					
					
						There is a local ad running on the telly here with a testimonial from a woman who says "******** is more than a lawyer, he's a real human being"  bizarre I'm thinking.  the ad is produced by a lawyer.  I can't recall every knowing a lawyer that wasn't a human.
					
				 
				
						
														
					
													@dyslexia,
												We got "The Texas Hammer." Call Jim Adler. He will hammer and hammer until you get all that you deserve. "It's hammer time."
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												are lawyers human?
Wait . . . this is a trick question, right?
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@edgarblythe,
												We had, and maybe still have, one called Ron Bell. Tag line was "Ron Bell, I sue drunk drivers". In a literature class he taught, a local attorney once told us "I settle out of court" would have been more appropriate. 
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Obviously, of all the thousands of lawyers, a sizeable portion must be humans. That's my unproven assertion, leastwise. 
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@dyslexia,
												Lawyers are friggen leaches!
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@dyslexia,
												Two competing personal injury lawyers trying to figure out how they can both best profit off of their respective clients pain and suffering:
											 
					
				 
																
						
														
					
												Maybe she thought she had hired robotattorney and was surprised to find real flesh and blood.