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are lawyers humans?

 
 
Reply Wed 19 May, 2010 09:37 am
There is a local ad running on the telly here with a testimonial from a woman who says "******** is more than a lawyer, he's a real human being" bizarre I'm thinking. the ad is produced by a lawyer. I can't recall every knowing a lawyer that wasn't a human.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 19 May, 2010 09:44 am
@dyslexia,
We got "The Texas Hammer." Call Jim Adler. He will hammer and hammer until you get all that you deserve. "It's hammer time."
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 19 May, 2010 09:53 am
are lawyers human?

Wait . . . this is a trick question, right?
dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 19 May, 2010 10:17 am
@Setanta,
no, it's not.
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 19 May, 2010 02:05 pm
@edgarblythe,
We had, and maybe still have, one called Ron Bell. Tag line was "Ron Bell, I sue drunk drivers". In a literature class he taught, a local attorney once told us "I settle out of court" would have been more appropriate.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 19 May, 2010 02:51 pm
Obviously, of all the thousands of lawyers, a sizeable portion must be humans. That's my unproven assertion, leastwise.
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Victor Murphy
 
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Reply Wed 19 May, 2010 05:59 pm
@dyslexia,
Lawyers are friggen leaches!
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Amigo
 
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Reply Wed 19 May, 2010 06:07 pm
@dyslexia,
dyslexia wrote:

There is a local ad running on the telly here with a testimonial from a woman who says "******** is more than a lawyer, he's a real human being" bizarre I'm thinking. the ad is produced by a lawyer. I can't recall every knowing a lawyer that wasn't a human.
Marketing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q_h5ZyjJWA&feature=related
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 19 May, 2010 07:37 pm
@dyslexia,
Two competing personal injury lawyers trying to figure out how they can both best profit off of their respective clients pain and suffering:
http://i50.tinypic.com/34ik76p.jpg
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plainoldme
 
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Reply Wed 19 May, 2010 08:20 pm
Maybe she thought she had hired robotattorney and was surprised to find real flesh and blood.
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