osso, nothing's wrong with it.........it's just what I heard......... :wink:
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ossobuco
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 10:11 pm
Osso was looking for her new coptic ring. Osso loooooves ethiopian food, but not usually from this vantage point. Still, from the floor she cannot help but notice all the, uh, slippery bejewelled dignitary feet.
Are those Ratty's shoes? Why those jewels are very dull. And look at the heels. Why, they are .... round.
Round!
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jespah
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 06:55 am
I hear Slappy laced osso's Ethiopian food with Pez.
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cavfancier
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 06:58 am
I heard that hobitbob is not a hobbit, and his name is not Bob, it's Babette....scandalous...
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Letty
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 07:03 am
Jes, please don't say anything about this as I'm not certain that it's factual but.......................................
Osso has been doing paint on velvet stuff in order to keep food on the table. Isn't that a sad commentary on what art has come to in this country?
As for Slappy, he can't keep his own shoes tied, let alone lace anything else.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 07:04 am
I heard that when no one is looking Cav will use Hamburger Helper.
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the prince
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 07:11 am
I have heard that when cav makes donuts he uses his errr...umm...instead of the mould to create the holes...
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Letty
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 07:13 am
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cavfancier
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 07:14 am
Hmm...okay, I admit it...I use Hamburger Helper, but only at home, and only when cooking capybara. I was inspired by this tidbit of info one day, and only had Hamburger Helper on hand (a gift from an orphan who was staying with us for a while):
"Today, capybara is hunted throughout most of its range for meat, hides or to reduce crop damages. Although there might have been local extinctions, capybara is generally not endangered."
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cavfancier
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 07:15 am
Gautam, that is a complete lie, but yer giving me some ideas It's got to better than frying bacon in the nude...
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the prince
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 07:18 am
Q. Who is the most popular man on the beach ?
A. One who can carry 6 donuts and 2 cups of coffee at teh same time !
Q. Who is the most popular woman on the beach ?
A. One who can eat all the 6 donuts in one go !
I seem to be hungover on donuts today - somebosy STOP ME !!
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jespah
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 07:20 am
I hear Gautam played doughnut ring toss with oh - a certain someone, modesty prevents me from saying.
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the prince
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 07:27 am
jespah wrote:
I hear Gautam played doughnut ring toss with oh - a certain someone, modesty prevents me from saying.
That I admit to ! <giggle> Just not sure which particular person you had in mind !!
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jespah
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 07:46 am
I lost my scorecard, so I'm not sure.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 09:11 am
Needlepoint
I heard that Roger is teaching Gautam how to needle pointe. Their first project is a 12 ' x 12' canvas of Marilyn Monroe in a granny gown.
---BumbleBeeBoogie
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cavfancier
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 09:16 am
I heard that Gautam is quite fond of the 12' X 12' format....
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the prince
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 09:19 am
I dont need to be taught needle point !! I learned that in school !!!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 09:54 am
Gus masturbates with grapes in his mouth.
Gautum sh!ts yodels. Nobody believes me.
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dyslexia
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 09:57 am
its the alpian way
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BumbleBeeBoogie
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Wed 24 Sep, 2003 10:01 am
Gautam
Gautam, your description of a bloop stick reminds me that it is a really quirky and fun-to-say conjuction of words all about beautiful smooth spheres of different sizes stacked together on a strong grippable shaft.
It's got to better than frying bacon in the nude...
