What you don't know is that he is really trying to cover for his mix-up of Pez, birth control pills and Ex-Lax. I mean, who would take ephedra?
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gustavratzenhofer
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:02 pm
I would like to take a moment to disrupt the conversational flow and thank Heeven for her lovely imagery of a scantily clad rhino. It has been printed, enlarged, placed in a gilded frame, and hung over my fireplace where I can gaze upon it as I sit in my rocking chair and smoke my pipe on chilly evenings.
This site really is about sharing, isn't it.
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cavfancier
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:09 pm
Psst...that rhino is a dude rhino....
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Slappy Doo Hoo
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:32 pm
What normal guy doesn't enjoy the occasional ex-lax/birth control cocktail, cav? You weirdo.
No pez. It's the devil.
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cavfancier
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:51 pm
I don't need ex-lax, I eat a lot of prunes....ooops, wrong thread! Okay, I admit it....during the whole Monica fiasco, Hillary needed comforting, and she was totally freaky in bed, having not had any for some time....but I NEVER did Janet Reno....I swear...
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Letty
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 04:52 pm
Well, it appears that this site is not a sight for sore eyes.(never quite understood what that meant)
A rhino in a bikini?
Good grief--best left unseenee.
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edgarblythe
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 05:59 pm
(edgar, chasing spotted tailed monkeys goes by).
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Ethel2
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 07:58 pm
Peace and Love sometimes lets Jack run loose in the neighborhood.
Hobitbob was last seen having coffee in the diner with a Republican (and he has a secret crush on Ann Coulter).
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Ethel2
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 07:59 pm
nimh wears wooden shoes to work
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BumbleBeeBoogie
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 08:04 pm
Lola's sexy hose
I was shocked to discover that those sexy hose that Lola wears in her avatar are made out of heavy cotton---and she holds them up with duct tape because they are so old and baggy. I also learned that she secretely darns the holes in the toes every night because she's too cheap to buy new ones. Seems she can't find the old cotton ones anymore---and we all know how set Lola is in her habits.
---BumbleBeeBoogie
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Eva
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 08:11 pm
I have it on good authority that BBB has a big mouth!
(pssst....take a look at that avatar!)
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Ethel2
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 08:21 pm
BBB drinks watermelon juice out back on the patio at Asherman's house. Last week end she was seen floating in a bugs bunny inner tube in the pool...........but that's not all.....she also drives a black Jag with a big engine and wears red and pink scarves and purple finger nail polish with glitter.
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ossobuco
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 09:19 pm
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
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gustavratzenhofer
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Tue 23 Sep, 2003 09:23 pm
I heard Osso was seen crawling out from under a table full of Ethiopian dignitaries. She claims she dropped something.
However, some of my best friends are sheared sheep just as some of my "Deerest" friends are funny bunnies.
