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Mon 22 Sep, 2003 12:34 pm
Time to get on the sunny side A2K'ers. Let's tell outrageous tales about the people we know here and have a little fun. The following format is, of course, a delightful song from Music Man:
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
Professor, her kind of woman doesn't belong on any committee.
Of course, I shouldn't tell you this but she advocates dirty books.
Dirty books!
Chaucer!
Rabelais!
Balzac!
And the worst thing
Of course, I shouldn't tell you this but-
I'll tell.
The man lived on my street, let me tell.
Stop! I'll tell.
She made brazen overtures to a man who never had a friend
In this town till she came here.
Oh, yes
That woman made brazen overtures
With a gilt-edged guarantee
She had a golden glint in her eye
And a silver voice with a counterfeit ring
Just melt her down and you'll reveal
A lump of lead as cold as steel
Here!, where a woman's heart should be!
He left River City the Library building
But he left all the books to her
Chaucer!
Rabelais!
Balzac!
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little,
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Pick a little, talk a little, Cheep!
I'll start:
Did you hear about McTag? He and Walter are conducting some rather weird experiments in the ancient ruins of an old castle. Hmmmm. Where are their wives?
And I know for a fact that hiama reads Balzac...my goodness. I really don't think he belongs on A2K. There are children on this site. Why that dragon person is only twenty seven years old.
I overheard J.L.Nobody call Craven an(well, I can't repeat it)
Pick a little talk a little
Dyslexia
Well, I know for a fact that Dyslexia calls his high boots leggings because he distrusts snobbery---and boots are worn by that snob in the White House.
Besides, leggings show off his legs better. That's probably the main reason Diane took a liking to him.
---BumbleBeeBoogie :wink:
Well, BBB. You have heard (now you must not let this get out)..that Diane is really seeing AKARoger on the side. I have it on good repute that..shhhh. Don't say a word
Diane fell for Roger because she loves a man in a (funny) hat! Sheesh!
Gossip gossip gossip
Over the fence
On factoryfloor
At checkout till
Nothing is safe from prying ears
or poisonous barbed tongue
trusted words of pillow talk
rumours on the grapevine
they can cut you dead
when retold with eager tongue
and exagerated in their tone
pointing fingers, killing looks
emphasise both fact & fiction
but what the hell, why not smile
and flaunt your fortune
any publicity
is better than none
Cav spends his spare time dressed like a businesswoman.
Letty used to star in Japanese porn.
Slappy Doo Hoo is the pimp of the century. And he picks up cars for fun.
Discuss.
My, my, Margo, such oddities that some women possess. Why I even heard that you..(didn't believe it, of course) spent time in a jail in Yemen.
cicerone imposter "launders money" in his travels.
acquiunk actually looks like his avatar
fishin practices "catch and release" fillets
Slappy..come here. I want to give you the real lowdown on oldandknew...He fancies himself a writer, when in fact he has plagiarized
everything from some hip hop queen hustling for a buck..don't say anything until he leaves. I believe you're right about Cav. and as for you..well, better the devil we know. and as for Letty, well she was getting into the part for a scene in an off broadway drama...understand?
oldandknew, before you leave, you have to be informed of something. Farmerman is under scrutiny by the DEA for growing some suspicious tomato plants. Better stay clear of him. Don't want guilt by association, do we.
Flo, I'm sure Farmerman is squeaky clean, so much so he needs a squirt of motor oil in all the right places
Walter Hinteler was spotted on the island of Schiermonnikoog cavorting with several scantily clad ladies. They were traipsing at the foot of a lighthouse, blowing bagpipes and drinking wine. Walter had a certain look of flushed excitement. What happened when the music stopped?
Now, Brit. Don't pretend that you don't LOVE gossip. Bollox on that stiff upper lip jive. I heard you spreadin stuff about poor Noddy.
and would you believe that Noddy is being force fed because she's skin and bones? Vanity...vanity..
Ahem...Slappy borrows my sassy business skirts on weekends and never bothers to dry-clean them. Letty believes everything she reads too, especially if it's in verse.
cavs blackboard identifies one of his major food groups
farmerman has bodies buried in some of that clay....
I didnt do it
you cant prove it
nobody saw me
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