Well, I always had my suspicions about Edgar behind that kind, gentle persona. Lurking aobut in women's bathrooms copying the poetry.
As for the rumors of Diane as the nun gone bad, let me tell you that I'm really, really good. Good, I tell you! Those leggings aside, I'm really, really good. Of course, the cowboy hat was what did me in, but no one knows about that so please keep it on the QT.
Did you all know that Mikey is the real owner of the Burren? Yes, and he claims to be a customer, getting people to buy his drinks.
Now, for gustavratzenhofer, where do you think he was when Walter was cavorting with those scantily clad beauties? Would you believe he was in the bushes with a camrea? He is a reporter for the National Inquirer. I meant to say, a journalist for the Philadelphia Inquirer, just forget that slip I made. Journalist is what ratz really is, really, that's the truth. (and I'm stickin' to it.)
and psst........Diane is no nun.
LOLA!!! Because I would never, never gossip, I won't say a word about that little tryst in the Canadian woods with that pantless mountie. Who would believe it anyway?
Some of us believe in trysts. You mean, there is no Santa Claus?
I wasn't suppose to say anything, but I can't keep quiet anymore. Gus is making killer bugs in his basement and his plans are to rule the world.
And dyslexia has been seen at 70s discoteques (sp?) taking center stage as the girls went wild.
Letty, that's one pure D pleasure . . . you have a real knack for this, and a good rhythm to boot . . . i don't think i'm any good for this, and my hat is off to you . . .
(Course i don't never wear no hats . . . damn things . . . )
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . .
okbye
Edgar!! You were there too??? Don't you think Dys is a hottie?
Here's what I've heard about Montana. And not a word of this to anyone. Montana lives on the coast, on a bluff overlooking the Pacific. Every night she stands on the edge, watching the waves crash on the rocks below, and watching for her next shipment of killer pygmies from the Congo Mafia. She plans on assembling a massive army of these killer pygmies and turning them loose on the sleeping town of Spokane. For some reason Montana has a deep seeded desire to be known as the "Queen of Spokane."
So far she has assembled 30,000 killer pygmies. They are eating her tomatoes and ravaging her garden like so many locusts. Montana is getting restless. Tonight, another load of pygmies will arrive. And then.... Montana will attack.
Let us pray for the citizens of Spokane.
Don't believe him folks, it's just a cover up for his own evil plans. He claims he killed all but one of his Ratzquitos, but the fact is that he's been breeding them for years and is planning on releasing them during the next full moon when they are at their most dangerous.
Beware!!!!
Diane
I am no one to ask if some guy's a hottie. To me they all as appealing as spotted rear ended monkeys.
But Edgar, I heard that you were very fond of the spotted rear ended monkeys. That's what people are saying anyways.
See Edgar, Margo heard that too.
Could those spotted rear-ended monkeys have ratzquito bites? Yikes!!
They will if Gus can help it.
and...
dlowan is really a wolf in a bunny clothing (all that "grrrrrrrrrr"ing gave it away !!)
cav wears nothing under his "kiss the cook" apron
gus prefers sheep more that any other animal
slappy is actually a nun
hiama is an aspiring chippendale
lola prefers to wear stockings....ONLY stockings
diane/misti/rae love spanking men as a group
montana is building a banboo raft to take her to Oz
john oldandnew is actually Elvis in disguise
Gautam secretly loves that yellow kebab sauce they serve in British-Indian restaurants, and knows what's in it.
Letty lives in the attic of a remote hotel and has only one visitor, Norman, who brings her sandwiches and whiskey....it is said they have a strange relationship....