cavfancier wrote:Gautam secretly loves that yellow kebab sauce they serve in British-Indian restaurants, and knows what's in it.
Shhhhhhhhhh cav - that is a top secret !! I'll be scandalized !!
Hee hee...also, this I heard from a very unreliable source: The sozlet is not really a kid, just an anthropomorphised hamster.
Good morning all. Well, as soon as I've had my coffee and get the cobwebs out, I'll tell you about Bo and NNY, and why they call that Irish dude, smokin gun. And Mr Wizard? Now there's a whole new story.
Speaking of Mr Wizard... there is a Craven's Liquors in this town...
I know for a fact every a2ker watches television twelve hours a day. Stuff like Jerry Springer and That 70s Show.
Did you know that Gautam's parents own India? He just told me yesterday and told me not to say anything, so mums the word ;-)
Montana wrote:Did you know that Gautam's parents own India? He just told me yesterday and told me not to say anything, so mums the word ;-)
Actually, the way my father behaves sometimes, you would think that he actually does <GROAN>
edgarblythe wrote:I know for a fact every a2ker watches television twelve hours a day. Stuff like Jerry Springer and That 70s Show.
Jeerry, Jeerry, Jeerry........
Omega, welcome to the A2K gossip group.
Obviously, you'll fit right in. Be careful of Montana, cause she's been doing a lot of canning lately, but we're not certain exactly what's in her cans.
I did get a peek at mapleleaf's diary. WOW! Now I'm convinced that Husker takes steroids.
And, ehBeth. Oh, my. She's hanging out with a hobit, no less. Another Canuck run amok.
Letty actually knows the lyrics to Song of India but does not want to share them with the world...
I've been told by many that Letty loves to frolic nakid on any beach she can find and rumor has it that she's been arrested several times. Now I know why she likes to live near the beach.
Well, Montana and Gautam:
My frolics on the beach with Korsakov,
Were due to smoking and, of course, a cough.
And wishing so,
For far off India.
<singing>
Devil's Radio Lyrics - George Harrison
Gossip, gossip
Gossip, gossip
I heard it in the night
Words that thoughtless speak
Like vultures swooping down below
On the devil's radio
I hear it through the day
Airwaves gettin' filled
With gossip broadcast to and fro
On the devil's radio
Oh yeah, gossip
Gossip, oh yeah
He's in the clubs and bars
And never turns it down
Talking about what he don't know
On the devil's radio
He's in your TV set
Won't give it a rest
That soul betraying so and so
The devil's radio
Gossip, gossip
Gossip, gossip
(Oh yeah) gossip, (gossip) oh yeah
(Gossip) oh yeah, (oh yeah) gossip
It's white and black like industrial waste
Pollution of the highest degree
You wonder why I don't hang out much
I wonder how you can't see
He's in the films and songs
And on all your magazines
It's everywhere that you may go
The devil's radio
Oh yeah, gossip
Gossip, oh yeah
Runs thick and fast, no one really sees
Quite what bad it can do
As it shapes you into something cold
Like an Eskimo igloo
It's all across our lives
Like a weed it's spread
'till nothing else has space to grow
The devil's radio
Can creep up in the dark
Make us hide behind shades
And buzzing like a dynamo
The devil's radio
(Gossip) oh yeah, (gossip) oh yeah
(Gossip) gossip, (gossip) gossip
Oh yeah, gossip I heard you on the secret wireless
Gossip, oh yeah You know the devil's radio, child
Gossip, gossip
Gossip, gossip
Hmmmm, Jes. Well, heard that your star witness in an upcoming trial wore a wire to get info you needed to send the suspect to sing sing. Seems that George let you down though.
Gautam offered this bit of slander...
Quote:gus prefers sheep more that any other animal
Vehemently denied! The capybara, as most people know, is my animal of choice, closely followed by the slender loris. The sheep is much too domesticated for my taste and doesn't look very comely in a sheer negligee. I would consider a sheep only under the most dire circumstances.
Picture these lovelies dressed up for a night out and perhaps you'll understand my preferences.
Psst...I think gustav is a 'Plushie'....
By the way, that isn't an actual capybara in the photograph. It's an inflatable capybara doll. I purchased it on e-bay for 23.50. Hell of a bargain.
There was a young gaucho named Bruno,
Who said: "Well, there's ONE thing I DO know....
A woman is fine -
And a sheep is divine....
But a llama is numero uno!!!"
Montana, the only correction I have to your undeniable information is the fact that Letty goes 'nekkid' on the beach. Remember, she is a little West Virginia girl with an accent that makes everything sound, well, nekkid.
Deb, is that a one "L" lama or a two "LL" llama?
