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I have had it with Angelina Jolie!!

 
 
Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2008 04:27 am
Right now. Most of the 'wimmens interest' magazines have Anglina Jolie on the freaking cover!

If you walk past a newsagency those creepy eyes follow you... hungrily. Do you have children she can adopt? Do you have fresh human blood she can drink?
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2008 04:32 am
Now, she used to be pretty hot. Didn't fill up her house with Jennifer Aniston's cast-offs and had those nice point-to-heaven breasts that hadn't been shared with his offspring. At that point I could believe she was saving them for me!

To late for that. Gravity, middle-age and the next divorce round the corner, Angie! Don't come crying to Stillwater on the rebound!

Still, the pictures are starting to really creep me out. The latest cover for Marie Clarie has sort of solidified this into a look. And the look ain't healthy. It's the look of a python that has just spotted a baby gazelle....
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2008 08:06 am
@Mr Stillwater,
I don't think I'd recognize Ms. Jolie if I saw her in the street. And, if introduced to her at a perty, I'd most likely be thinking "Angelina Jolie...damn! That's a familiar sounding name. Wonder if she's known for anything."
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2008 10:39 am
Angelina, in the film world, is despised for the way she treats the people working around her. She is verbally abusive, arrogant, and a rotten diva. In other words, she ain't a nice person---except when she's in front of a camera.

BBB
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2008 04:01 pm
@Merry Andrew,
Quote:
I don't think I'd recognize Ms. Jolie if I saw her in the street.


Lips.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2008 04:57 pm
@Mr Stillwater,
I'm sure Angelina Jolie will be very upset to hear this.
husker
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2008 11:33 pm
@NickFun,
I liked her in tombraider
OGIONIK
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2008 11:33 pm
@husker,
shes on meth or heroine..

i think. haha
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 01:18 am
To wit:

http://l.yimg.com/au.yimg.com/i/life/img/marieclaire/0812_th.jpg

This is the Australian version of the title... if anyone is thinking that they haven't seen this image.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 01:25 am
http://www.yesnet.yk.ca/schools/wes/webquests_themes/animals/rainforest_animals/images/anaconda.jpg
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 05:29 am
No, NO Angelina!!

You may tempt me with those breasts! But I say, they are the Devil's own Sweater-Puppies! Plump, firm, C-cup offerings of wickedness! No, I will not yield to your brazen temptressness. I, Stillwater, will remain stiff and upright, no matter how hard it gets....... aw, **** - my life is filed under L for ******* loser....
patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 06:23 am
@Mr Stillwater,
I treated a horse named Angelina Jolie once. Bought at auction. Named for her lips. But not, like, up front.

Fantastic owner.
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Izzie
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 06:39 am
@Mr Stillwater,
Mr Stillwater wrote:

I, Stillwater, will remain stiff and upright, no matter how hard it gets.......


Stiff upper lip, and all that a?
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 06:40 am
@Mr Stillwater,
Quote:

Beware of the silent dog . . .

Some years ago, I walked across a park,
in the summertime, transverse to Boris,
a mountain sized dog, with a huge smile.
I commented upon his apparent contentment
to his humans, whereupon his ears arose,
his eyes locked on me, he rose from his
seated position and he ambled toward me,
continuing his giant smile, until he got
about a yard from me, when he lifted
one side of his upper lip into a snear,
went airborne, and came in for a landing
on my left forearm. It looked like I 'd
been hit by a .22 caliber bullet,
and blood was falling out.

I looked down upon him with disdain,
and he instantly broke off his attack,
sat down and resumed smiling.





David
OGIONIK
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 07:17 am
@OmSigDAVID,
seriously angelina does some sort of hard drug.

im usually never wrong on that kinda of thing...
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