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Suspect Charged For Passing Gas at Police

 
 
Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2008 07:39 pm
Police raise a stink, charge suspect who passed gas
Associated Press
Sept. 24, 2008, 9:25PM
CHARLESTON, W.Va. " A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."


 
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 25 Sep, 2008 07:41 pm
@edgarblythe,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - Surprised the cop didn't sue!
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 26 Sep, 2008 04:13 am
@Mame,
Well, he would've if the suspect had had a lit match, if yanno what I mean.
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 26 Sep, 2008 06:56 am
The D.A. will not be too happy with this;
not likely that he will prosecute that part of the case.

Thay will probably offer a good plea deal,
just to get rid of an embarrassment.





David
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eoe
 
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Reply Fri 26 Sep, 2008 07:36 am
Thanks for the laugh, edgar.
My hubby in particular got a big kick out of it.
Great minds think alike.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 26 Sep, 2008 07:53 am
If nothing had been said...... now half the country knows this cop got his face farted on and he's the butt (there ya go) of a million jokes.... hoisted by his own as well as the perps petard.......too delicious.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 26 Sep, 2008 12:13 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:
A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Good story, Edgar. We must find an appropriate photo for this. A photo of the actual event, of course. Wink
OGIONIK
 
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Reply Fri 26 Sep, 2008 12:22 pm
@Reyn,
if this is real, seriously.

why are we paying these morons salaries again?
Izzie
 
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Reply Fri 26 Sep, 2008 12:48 pm
@Reyn,
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mba/lowres/mban1714l.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 26 Sep, 2008 01:19 pm
@OGIONIK,
I have reformed. No more bogus news stories, unless labeled as such.
Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 26 Sep, 2008 02:16 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

I have reformed. No more bogus news stories, unless labeled as such.

Edgar, while you were away, I created this global disclaimer that I put at the end of my stories. I think that should cover it.

I don't refer to it as "bogus", but as entertainment. This is a commodity in short supply here these days.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 26 Sep, 2008 02:26 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

Police raise a stink, charge suspect who passed gas
Associated Press
Sept. 24, 2008, 9:25PM
CHARLESTON, W.Va. " A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h246/Reyn2244/DSC03483.jpg
Jose A. Cruz laughs as he lets one rip in a policeman's face



global disclaimer
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 26 Sep, 2008 03:02 pm
@Reyn,
Let 'er rip, reyn.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 19 Oct, 2008 03:50 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb278/barnes-ola/farts/farts.jpg
"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature"
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