A chicken in every pot??

John Herbert W. McHoover.

Not many presidential candidates can lay claim to self-comparisons to history's worst presidents. Yet John McAlzeimers manages the trifecta.

GWB ("war in Iraq for 100 more years", bombbombbomb Iran"), GHWB (by virtue of the lousiest VP selection in history, eclipsing even Dan "Potatoe" Quayle) and now, Herbert "Prosperity is just around the corner" Hoover.

But in fairness, McInsane manages also to displace Al Gore from urban legend: a senior aide claimed -- despite the fact that McPain cannot read his own e-mail unless someone prints it out and hands it to him, and is only just learning to use a PC -- that John invented the Blackberry.

The REAL question, though: how is Barack Obama losing to this guy? That reminds me of an old SNL skit from '88, where Dana Carvey portrayed Poppy Bush and Jon Lovitz a severely-height challenged Michael Dukakis muttering words to that effect.

*heavy ass sigh*

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