@Ramafuchs,
Frankie and Johnny, that classic tale about a love affair gone bad, ain't nothing when it comes to going bad compared to the modern saga of Freddie and Fannie.
Freddie and Fannie
Freddie and Fannie were gen'rous
Oh how those outfits could loan
They thought that all God's children
Deserved to own a home
They dished out the cash
In ways that were rash.
Freddie told Fannie one ev'ning
Our standards are really too tight
If we take more sub-prime deals
We can set this market alight
They played just like kids
Before hitting the skids.
When hard times hurt homeowners badly
Lots of homes began getting foreclosed
And the folks who packaged this paper
Learned you reaps just what you sows
There's now no denial
That they're sinking in style.
In DC they're having conniptions
They know they can't let this pair fail
So the folks who print our money
Are preparing yet another big bail
Who'll make good this bill?
Gosh, I guess we all will.
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©2008 Michael Silverstein
The Economist’s Song
(Sung to the tune of
"Try A LittleTenderness.")
They get derided
Economists get chided
Their predictions are so often wrong
But though misguided
Their reasoning is always strong.
They seek no favors
For errors ask no waivers
Right half the time is enough
As for those bum calls
If you lost your shirt , that’s tough.
It isn’t much to ask for
The cushy sinecures they seek
You gotta know that it ain’t easy
Crunching numbers every week.
So....
When they get tired
Or God forbid get fired
Not calling a move by the fed
Don’t laugh your butt off
Show some tenderness instead.
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©2008 Michael Silverstein
A friend recently told me about a financial services company that awarded its CEO a $17 million bonus the same year he fired 17,000 employees. I found the numerical linkage here instructive. And in poetry terms, inspirational......
The CEO Fight Song
I’m a rough and ready CEO,
The bottom line’s my bible.
I know that for my firm’s performance
I’m the guy who’s liable.
So I never make excuses,
Tell a tale laced with sobs.
I just desiccate our workforce.
Meet my targets? Cut their jobs!
The work once done by three or four
Is now done by just two.
And the two who bear the burden
Don’t complain"what can they do?
‘Cause they gotta pay their mortgage,
Get a college kid through school.
They’re just happy they ain’t drowned yet
In the world’s vast labor pool.
So dole out that monster bonus,
I have earned it fair and square.
Someone gotta chop the deadwood
And take home the losers’ share.
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©2008 Michael Silverstein