1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid."

My dad's old favorite:

He's got a couple of screws loose...

If all the village idiots in the world got together and made their own village, he would be their village idiot..."

Ha - just a few years late
http://able2know.org/topic/120076-5#post-5222679

Wow -- THAT one really got around...

I'm pretty sure i first heard it on Blackadder which would make it close to 30 years old.

Actually, more than that, I think. I thought it came from an old movie starring Bob Hope and Bing Cosby...? One of the "On the Road..." movies?

My dad used to say something very similar: "In a village of idiots, he'd BE the village idiot." He got his best lines from Bob Hope movies.

But he also said some other things that certainly didn't come from Bob Hope, that I really can't repeat here...

;-)

He's so dumb his dogs teaches him tricks.
Some drank deeply from the Fountain of Knowledge. He just gargled and spit.
If he spoke his mind, he'd be speechless.
He's the kind of guy who's plant a dogwood tree and expect a littler of puppies.
He stares at fruit juice cans because the label says "concentrate".
He has a Teflon brain - nothing sticks.
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Hey, he's nobody's fool...! But then, maybe someone will adopt him.
He's about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
He thinks a polygon is a dead parrot.
If a thought ever crossed his mind, it must have been a long and lonely journey.
Hardly a thought ever went through his mind that his mouth couldn't use.

Wtf!!...brutal

I drank from the Fountain of Youth, and added ten years.

He has quite a brain, actually -- it holds his ears apart.

From a Clint Eastwood movie:

"You're a legend in your own mind."

22. You are like this thread.

"You probably think 1001 is prime."

He thinks prime numbers are called prime because they're "best quality"...

He thinks "Doris Day" is a national holiday.

If he had a brain, he wouldn't know where to put it.
Oh, he's smart, he just has a blown fuse or two.

"He ain't got the brains God gave a goose, and God knows God didn't give a goose much brains!" ~~ Roy Blount

Lights are on but nobody's home...
He thought an Ignoramus was related to the hippopotamus until he discovered it was the dinosaur cousin of the iguana. Boy, did HE feel dumb...

;-)

tRumpian

Ain't got the sense he was born with. Never did have and never will.

As Tillerson was brave enough to say, Trump is a "moron." Everybody already knew that except for Trump supporters. He talks like a six year old, calling Kim Jong Un "rocket man."

A legend in his own mind...

Oh, he'll be a legend all right. This is the first time in American history, a 70 year old man who speaks like a sixth grader became our president.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/18/trumps-grammar-in-speeches-just-below-6th-grade-level-study-finds/?utm_term=.d6c84bf3a9df