@ChloeFleuriste,
A sandwich short of meats and cheese, and it's not toast.
Smartest rock in the pile...
Apparently, your brain hasn't arrived from the factory yet.
@Sturgis,
You're the spit image of Donald Trump.
You fall somewhere between a cold joint and an oral Roy!
The mere postulation of something so preposterously ludicrous eliciting within one's mind is incomprehensibly repulsive, to an extent utterly inconceivable to one confined to the mortal coils of this plane. That which exudes from your vocal production units is naught but misinformation and falsehoods, muddled up into nonsense to which none beyond yourself would even begin to attempt to understand. Your pure idiocy has singlehandedly brought down the mean intelligence quotient of humanity itself by over 74, your buffoonery shameful to even the most beefwitted of jesters, lest they infect themselves with the contagious pathogen which you seem to have brought upon this land through nothing but a lack of functional cranial matter. That which resides upon and within your nearly empty skull is nothing but a gelatinous blob of decaying arachnids, all of which have perished beneath the stench naturally produced by your nonexistent intellect. All which you bring into this world is meaningless, nothing you have ever done will have purpose, for you seem to be incapable of communicating the simplest of ideas, none of which would make the slightest bit of sense were they to be stated in a proper fashion regardless. You are a loon who will soon be plagued from this land, with assistance unneeded as you will be killed through your own **** headery, whatever little sentience you withhold and seem to protect abolished from a form of tomfoolery which no other species would even begin to be ridiculously dumb enough to have the nerve to start. I myself almost cannot believe that you are real, that you are more than a hologram drempt up by another, or more than a figment of my own imagination. Yet through the disastrous events you have repeatedly caused for no good reason aside from your mental retardation, you have proven your existence. Your creators are far beyond ashamed and disappointed at your dysfunctionality. They wish not to be associated with you in any way, shape, or form to the point that they have cured cancer themselves and physically altered their genetic code for the sole purpose of converting their entire bodies into vegetation so as to separate themselves from the species of their offspring. The fact that you would even consider such an idiotic idea is already more than enough to show how completely worthless you are, yet you proceed to take it further than need be, actually attempting to carry it out. Ants have higher quantities of knowledge than you even claim to hold; dogs and swine having difficulty teaching you tricks they easily master at birth. Your laughably doltish nature does not only cause trouble for the most patient of mothers and fathers; it offends them. The comically unreasonable actions which you take simply to prove your worth have shown to be nothing of value. This dumb assery is caused not by a disorder or deformity, but through your active choice to be incredibly ******* stupid.
@Starchmaster Kev,
Could you elaborate, please?
You're a - just a old stupid.
@glitterbag,
this is the 3 minute version; the 18 minute version didnt fit
Your foolishness is enough to fuel an advanced steam engine for years through the heat generated by the anger of others witnessing how incredibly brainless you are.
You’ve got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.
@BillW,
Just playing along with the theme of the thread. ‘Ways to call someone stupid’
@BillW,
You’re a strange individual, Gunga Din.
For some reason I feel the need to add a disclaimer...
Attention: This is another way to call someone stupid. It is not an insult directed to any individual.
‘You’re the kind of person that would climb a glass wall to see what’s on the other side.’
