That was very tRumpianesque!
this was fun, too, courtesy of dreaded
From a stage play I saw as a child (wish I could remember what the title was). But this line stuck with me all my life:
@Seizan,
That's a great line. This isn't as good, but there was a line in the Movie 'Body Heat' (1981) starring Kathleen Turner and William Hurt I always remember. It's set in hot and steamy summer heat in Florida and Turner is seducing Hurt while in a pool and at one point she smiles and says "You're not very smart are you? I like that in a man."
@glitterbag,
My daddy says that you ain't worth a lick, when it comes to brains you got the short end of the stick
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A lot of people think you’re stupid but I don’t know how to finish this sentence.
If that old boy had to count to 21, they could arrest him for indecent exposure.
Gotta love these old threads
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
One priest talking to another priest. I asked the bishop if it was okay to smoke while I am praying. He told me "No...not a good idea."
About as smart as a dog log, but twice as pretty.
@Seizan,
I remember when I blew in your ear and you said, "thanks for the refill."
@BillW,
That makes as much sense as MTG!!!!!
I never trust anyone if I don't know where they're carrying their brains.
You don't pick your nose cuz you know your head would cave in.
