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1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid."

 
 
BillW
 
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Reply Mon 31 May, 2021 11:13 pm
That was very tRumpianesque!
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jun, 2021 04:24 pm
this was fun, too, courtesy of dreaded
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Seizan
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2021 02:48 pm
From a stage play I saw as a child (wish I could remember what the title was). But this line stuck with me all my life:

"Him? Don't pay any attention to him, he's about as smart as a box of hair -- but YOU! C'mon, baby -- you're twice as smart as that!"
glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2021 11:28 pm
@Seizan,
That's a great line. This isn't as good, but there was a line in the Movie 'Body Heat' (1981) starring Kathleen Turner and William Hurt I always remember. It's set in hot and steamy summer heat in Florida and Turner is seducing Hurt while in a pool and at one point she smiles and says "You're not very smart are you? I like that in a man."
MontereyJack
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2021 01:47 am
@glitterbag,
My daddy says that you ain't worth a lick, when it comes to brains you got the short end of the stick
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2021 02:02 pm

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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2021 03:04 pm
A lot of people think you’re stupid but I don’t know how to finish this sentence.

(Paraphrased from a Pete Hilliard line about Trump.
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2021 09:03 pm
If that old boy had to count to 21, they could arrest him for indecent exposure.
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jul, 2021 11:55 pm
Gotta love these old threads Smile
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BillW
 
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Reply Sat 25 Feb, 2023 09:30 am
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sat 25 Feb, 2023 10:23 am
One priest talking to another priest. I asked the bishop if it was okay to smoke while I am praying. He told me "No...not a good idea."

Second priest says, "Jeez, I asked him it was okay to pray while I am smoking, and he said, 'Of course. It is okay to pray anytime.'"

Kinda nice way to tell the first priest he was stupid!
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Seizan
 
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Reply Sat 25 Feb, 2023 03:35 pm
About as smart as a dog log, but twice as pretty.
BillW
 
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Reply Sat 25 Feb, 2023 06:26 pm
@Seizan,
I remember when I blew in your ear and you said, "thanks for the refill."
BillW
 
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Reply Sat 25 Feb, 2023 08:40 pm
@BillW,
That makes as much sense as MTG!!!!!
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Seizan
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2023 02:03 pm
I never trust anyone if I don't know where they're carrying their brains.
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Glennn
 
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Reply Mon 27 Feb, 2023 05:17 pm
You don't pick your nose cuz you know your head would cave in.
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