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1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid."

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Sep, 2009 10:31 pm
@MontereyJack,
I have said my favourit so often I need to apologise.

"This person has no demonstrable need for a corpus callosum."
Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 4 Sep, 2009 10:36 pm
@dlowan,
I like mr twain's...

[He] was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.

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Ceili
 
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Reply Fri 4 Sep, 2009 10:55 pm
S/he has the brains of the average house plant.
Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Sat 5 Sep, 2009 12:41 am
@Ceili,
I know it's out of date now but I always liked the bumper sticker:

Somewhere in Texas a town is missing its idiot
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George
 
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Reply Sat 5 Sep, 2009 08:08 am
@dlowan,
Quote:
"This person has no demonstrable need for a corpus callosum."

Had to look that up.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 11 Sep, 2009 04:48 pm
@George,
Okay, George, translate that for us, will ya?
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Fri 11 Sep, 2009 04:50 pm
@dirrtydozen22,
And, you're, ummm, 22? Sorry, but the devil made me do it.
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cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Fri 11 Sep, 2009 04:52 pm
@ebrown p,
YOu sure you don't mean "wheeners?"
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George
 
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Reply Fri 11 Sep, 2009 04:55 pm
@cicerone imposter,
It's the part of the brain that connects the right and left hemispheres.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Fri 11 Sep, 2009 05:22 pm
@George,
ooooh, that's good! LOL
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alabhaois
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jan, 2010 02:30 pm
@DrewDad,
Had no brains at all. Was stuffed with rice pudding between th' ears. Shortchanged by the Lord, and dumb as a jackass...
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alabhaois
 
  1  
Reply Sat 2 Jan, 2010 02:30 pm
@jespah,
Love that one!
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alabhaois
 
  1  
Reply Sat 2 Jan, 2010 02:38 pm
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.

Mencken
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R-gasm
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 02:01 am
My favorite is a question...
How can you breathe?
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2010 10:45 am
Once while talking to a particularly nasty ultra ultra right leaning neighbor, I said "Wow, if I close my eyes I'd swear I was talking to Glenn Beck". My husband loved it and apparently the neighbor was flattered to be compared to his muse.
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hamilton
 
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Reply Sun 22 May, 2011 02:05 pm
tried to sit in the corner of a round room. and found it.
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hamilton
 
  1  
Reply Sun 22 May, 2011 05:42 pm
#i dont know
he disagreed with me.
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Advocate
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jan, 2013 02:03 pm
He is hung like Einstein and is smart as a mule.
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Advocate
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jan, 2013 02:04 pm
I saw a good public job for you. A village is looking for an idiot.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jan, 2013 06:07 pm
If all the village idiots... left their villages... and formed their own village... OF IDIOTS... in that village... YOU would be the village idiot.
 

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