Remind him that he voted twice for GWB.
Remind him that he voted twice for GWB.
@ebrown p,
Don't have to be Einstein to point out the obvious. Sheeple and dead people always vote Democratic and I smell wet wool in your reply. Or is that the zombie aroma I detect... Could be both.
HEY!!! YOU!!! ...That right **** for brains. We're the only two here and I ain't screaming at your invisible friend. You're bout et up with the dumb ass!
@hingehead,
The God Emperor of IDIOTDOM... A very special crown indeed. Like Dante's Inferno, only with infinite levels
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:
He's so stupid he thinks that a lunatic is the noise made by an astronaut's watch.
Oh good god, I should have started reading this thread much earlier. Very nice your Lordship, you made me laugh out loud.
@glitterbag,
Oh my gosh, I apparently was here and now I've commented on his Lordships quip twice. Apparently I liked it quite a bit, too bad I forgot I read it several months back.
@DrewDad,
Dolt is shorter then stupid moron. Is a personal favorite.
1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid."
You are just another believer that time dilates.
Dumb as a bag of hammers.
@somewhatsolved,
Twat (rhymes with hat) is a nice stinger in Britain, although it has a somewhat rude origin, so is usually aimed at someone who is being stupid in a negative way.
He was absent the day the brains were handed out.
On the day they handed brains out he thought they said 'trains' and asked for a slow one.
so dumb blondes tell jokes about you
A few cards short of a full deck.
Bread's not quite baked.
His intelligence is a void no universe could fill.
Not quite ready for Prime Time.
Hardly a thought passes through his head that his mouth can't use.
Loyal as my dog, and nearly half as smart.
Dumb as a brick in a coma.
Easily lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory.
Thinks "Brigadoon" is a cookie. (For you REALLY old folks.)
If he ever had a thought, it would hurt.
Smart as a whole field of cabbages.
If he fell off a building he'd get lost on the way down.
@Seizan,
Seizan wrote:
If he fell off a building he'd get lost on the way down.
Some of those are really good.
@roger,
Hi Roger, I'm having trouble falling asleep.........s.n.o.o.r.e
@glitterbag,
Tough. I'm right in the middle of my normal hours.
