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1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid."

 
 
Advocate
 
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Reply Mon 25 Nov, 2013 05:30 pm
Remind him that he voted twice for GWB.
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Advocate
 
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Reply Mon 25 Nov, 2013 05:30 pm
Remind him that he voted twice for GWB.
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Milo McMillan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2014 07:07 pm
@ebrown p,
Don't have to be Einstein to point out the obvious. Sheeple and dead people always vote Democratic and I smell wet wool in your reply. Or is that the zombie aroma I detect... Could be both.
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Milo McMillan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2014 07:20 pm
HEY!!! YOU!!! ...That right **** for brains. We're the only two here and I ain't screaming at your invisible friend. You're bout et up with the dumb ass!
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Milo McMillan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2014 07:31 pm
@hingehead,
The God Emperor of IDIOTDOM... A very special crown indeed. Like Dante's Inferno, only with infinite levels
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2014 09:48 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:

He's so stupid he thinks that a lunatic is the noise made by an astronaut's watch.


Oh good god, I should have started reading this thread much earlier. Very nice your Lordship, you made me laugh out loud.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2014 09:54 pm
@glitterbag,
Oh my gosh, I apparently was here and now I've commented on his Lordships quip twice. Apparently I liked it quite a bit, too bad I forgot I read it several months back.
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Gingerbreadman
 
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Reply Sat 1 Nov, 2014 12:44 am
@edgarblythe,
Yup thats me
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somewhatsolved
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2014 04:51 pm
@DrewDad,
Dolt is shorter then stupid moron. Is a personal favorite.
carloslebaron
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2015 10:54 pm
1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid."

You are just another believer that time dilates.
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Banana Breath
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2015 11:19 am
Dumb as a bag of hammers.
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NSFW (view)
Banana Breath
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2015 06:33 pm
He was absent the day the brains were handed out.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2015 07:03 pm
On the day they handed brains out he thought they said 'trains' and asked for a slow one.
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superman sucks
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2016 07:51 am
so dumb blondes tell jokes about you
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Seizan
 
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Reply Wed 31 Aug, 2016 12:10 am
A few cards short of a full deck.
Bread's not quite baked.
His intelligence is a void no universe could fill.
Not quite ready for Prime Time.
Hardly a thought passes through his head that his mouth can't use.
Loyal as my dog, and nearly half as smart.
Dumb as a brick in a coma.
Easily lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory.
Thinks "Brigadoon" is a cookie. (For you REALLY old folks.)
If he ever had a thought, it would hurt.
Smart as a whole field of cabbages.
If he fell off a building he'd get lost on the way down.
roger
 
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Reply Wed 31 Aug, 2016 12:23 am
@Seizan,
Seizan wrote:

If he fell off a building he'd get lost on the way down.


Some of those are really good.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 31 Aug, 2016 01:55 am
@roger,
Hi Roger, I'm having trouble falling asleep.........s.n.o.o.r.e
roger
 
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Reply Wed 31 Aug, 2016 01:58 am
@glitterbag,
Tough. I'm right in the middle of my normal hours.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 31 Aug, 2016 06:39 am
Trumpesque
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