If all the village idiots... left their villages... and formed their own village... OF IDIOTS... in that village... YOU would be the village idiot.
You're a really close relative of gungasnake (alternatively, H2OMan), aren't you?
Probably too subtle for this thread.
I've had more meaningful conversations with house plants ...
He's so stupid he thinks that a lunatic is the noise made by an astronaut's watch.