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1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid."

 
 
devriesj
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2008 04:15 pm
@DrewDad,
Dumb as a bag o' hair
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2008 05:06 pm
In Dutch we say, "as stupid as the back end of a pig"
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Endymion
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Nov, 2008 07:38 am
thick as two planks
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Endymion
 
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Reply Thu 6 Nov, 2008 07:39 am
thicker than pig ****
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Endymion
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Nov, 2008 07:43 am
porridge
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Endymion
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Nov, 2008 07:44 am
turnip head
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Endymion
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Nov, 2008 07:47 am
muscle head
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dirrtydozen22
 
  1  
Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2009 04:12 pm
@DrewDad,
Is 21 your age or your IQ?
In your right brain, there's nothing left. In your left brain, nothing is right.
Ever wondered how your life woulda been like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
InsertSomethingHere
 
  1  
Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 02:45 am
Do us all a favour and don't donate your brain to Science.
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roger
 
  1  
Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 02:54 am
@dirrtydozen22,
dirrtydozen22 wrote:

In your right brain, there's nothing left. In your left brain, nothing is right.


Not bad. Not bad at all.
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dirrtydozen22
 
  1  
Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 01:57 pm
You're one of the first ones to get a brain...b4 they did any quality inspection!
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cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Sun 29 Mar, 2009 04:32 pm
Hairs are smarter; at least they "grow."
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Late 2 gate
 
  1  
Reply Fri 4 Sep, 2009 09:21 am
In a battle of wits, he is unarmed.
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George
 
  2  
Reply Fri 4 Sep, 2009 10:09 am
The gate is down, the lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming.
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DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Fri 4 Sep, 2009 10:34 am
He has a photographic memory, but left the lens cover on.
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Ceili
 
  1  
Reply Fri 4 Sep, 2009 10:51 am
Thick as a brick.

Should've been a swallow.

All foam, no beer.

and finally, proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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George
 
  2  
Reply Fri 4 Sep, 2009 11:14 am
. . . thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease . . .
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Merry Andrew
 
  2  
Reply Fri 4 Sep, 2009 03:10 pm
Went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Robert Gentel
 
  2  
Reply Fri 4 Sep, 2009 03:12 pm
@Merry Andrew,
Told his shrink that he feared success and was assured that he had nothing to worry about.
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Fri 4 Sep, 2009 03:20 pm
Then there's the old one in some Bo Diddley song, "If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose."
 

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